Submissions: This user has upvoted 2329 and downvoted 126 submissions.
Comments: This user has upvoted 4510 and downvoted 545 comments.
5 highest rated submissions:
"I need FA because without it, those skinny bitches will continue to take my men." This sums up the real reasons why fativists need FA., submitted: 10/9/2015 1:34:43 AM, 244 points (+244|-0)
350lb fat ass told she is too fat to be pregnant by "fat-shaming" doctor. She miscarries, gains 50+ pounds gets pregnant again. Same thing happens, fatty blames the doctor. , submitted: 10/13/2015 1:15:41 AM, 241 points (+243|-2)
Mess Dumpster's ex photoshop artist talks about Tess freaking out and demanding more retouching on her photos. Pic's Included!!, submitted: 12/13/2015 5:34:43 AM, 219 points (+221|-2)
Obeast makes beta boyfriend write FA Essay after offending a fatty. Makes him fill "orgasm" quota & threatens to kill herself when he tries leaving. Essay Included, Comedy Gold., submitted: 1/21/2016 5:22:28 PM, 206 points (+213|-7)
My doctor told me I'm underweight, and that my BMI needs to be between 25-29 to be "healthy". , submitted: 10/23/2015 7:38:53 PM, 183 points (+185|-2)
5 lowest rated submissions:
Anyone see this post before it was deleted? Why do idiots try to use FPH to further their agenda? I hate when assholes try to make us look bad., submitted: 1/28/2017 12:50:42 AM, 3 points (+3|-0)
Ham complains about "juhnetik" bad knee's & it's fat shaming doctor; Is 150lbs OVER weight, can run 4 minute mile, submitted: 6/3/2016 5:56:58 PM, 10 points (+10|-0)
Obese Tubblr "Squirrelkin" that's TRIGGERED by everything thinks Xmas is rape culture, among other gems.., submitted: 4/27/2016 10:04:01 PM, 18 points (+18|-0)
TITP Workout Challenge, If only they would actually do this instead of lying about it, submitted: 5/22/2016 6:52:26 PM, 19 points (+19|-0)
"Ranting at the TV and on blogs helps me fight diet culture & preserve my fat identity." This is the most idiotic thing I've ever read., submitted: 4/3/2018 2:08:58 AM, 20 points (+20|-0)
3 highest rated comments:
Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 111 points 111 points (+111|-0) ago
Anorexia has a BMI requirement. If you don't meet it, you don't have anorexia. You know why nobody takes these disgusting, yeasty, diseased blobs of lard seriously? I mean besides the fact that they climb on the backs of those who are actually suffering just to get attention. Nobody takes them seriously because they're obese and claiming to be anorexic, a disease that revolves around caloric restriction. These nasty fatasses don't have the self control to skip a snack, let alone starve. Anyone with eyeballs and common sense can take one look at them and know they're full of shit. This is why they're considered a joke and not taken seriously. You don't get to 350lbs by restricting what you eat. The reason you see a fatass when you look in the mirror isn't because you have anorexia or BDD, it's because your a stupid useless lump of disgustingly ugly adipose.
Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 92 points 92 points (+92|-0) ago
How do you look at that everyday in the mirror and not become repulsed by yourself? I remember around the time of my parents divorce, I was either 11 or 12, and I gained weight. Every time I sat down or looked in the mirror, I was repulsed by my stomach "muffin topping" over my jeans. I lost the weight and then some, but never did I try to delude myself into thinking that was a "look" or that I "looked good" because I didn't. It isn't the easiest thing to be truthful to yourself, but I am glad I was because it saved me a world of hurt later on.
When did honest become such a bad thing? Im 27 years old, and I know there are other shitlords/ladies that are my age on this forum. I'm sure virtues were instilled in them by their parents when they were younger and my parents were no different. Honesty was a huge one, no pun intended. These Tumblrinas seem to have no morals or virtues, aside from them posting their disgusting, malodourous, blob shaped bodies half naked for the world to see. They're prevaricators, they're greedy, they have a huge problem with the truth and they can't handle criticism if their lives depended on it. Way to be a maladjusted adult, fatties. No wonder you all sit there, crying about how alone you are.
Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 90 points 90 points (+90|-0) ago
Fat girls are easy. They've even done studies on it, I just got this phone so I have no bookmarks, but a Google search will probably bring you to some. Anyway, even with being easy they still can't get laid. Pretty pathetic. If I told a guy he was cute and all he said was "thanks", I'd get the hint - obviously the sofa bison didn't get it.
These fat desperate land whales always think that politeness = sexual interest. It doesn't, it's just someone being polite. They always have to push the limits of that, then when they get told off/rejected, they complain and bitch and moan. They don't seem to understand that they're in the wrong. Also, do they not realize that if someone is actually attractive, they won't have to announce it or tell others they're good looking in hopes of getting a reciprocal compliment. I'm sure when you said "thanks" the gears in her head started turning: "Wait a minute, I paid him a compliment, according to the rules of Tumblr, I should get complimented in return." Real life interactions don't always work that way.
What's better, is that these fats zero self-awareness. They don't realize how unattractive they are, inside and out. They think they're being cute and quirky, when in fact they're just fucking annoying. In all these rejection stories, usually the OP attempts to be nice to the hog's advances, however fatties continue to push the limits of kindness and when they finally get full out rejected, you're the rude one. Even though they were pushy, entitled and arrogant.
This is why we need to speak up and tell them off more often. Because of "safe spaces" and Tumblr, they feel their heinous actions are okay. They aren't. They get so used to being coddled online that when they venture out of the house and get slapped by reality, they cry to anyone that will listen and allow them to act like a victim. If they're a victim of anything, it's their own stupidity and entitlement. I call them out whenever possible.
There's nothing more hilarious to me then being amongst friends when a fat entitled Tumblrina type tries to hit on a hot shitlord friend of mine. How these bovine can even think they're in the same league as those men is beyond me. Even when rejected, they still keep trying. They do the most pathetic things to get attention too. No woman with a modicum of integrity would do what these Tumblrina's do just to get with a guy, mostly because shitladies don't have to. It really kills the butter beasts when they are trying to get with some hot guy the whole night, and in walks a gorgeous shitlady and all the men notice. Fatty is sitting there breaking a sweat from trying so hard, while the attractive women just have to exist to get attention.
It's hilarious because you could literally see the fats turn red with anger and jealousy. They try so hard to stand out, yet they still get ignored.
3 lowest rated comments:
Speshul_Sn0wflake 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
For some reason when you said "put down a fat" I kept thinking of Will Ferrell in old school where he gets the dart shot into his neck lol
Speshul_Sn0wflake 1 points -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
This. I was just talking to my boyfriend about how I constantly get carded for anything from liquor to lighters. (No shit, apparently now you cant buy a lighter in some places without ID). Maybe I can understand liquor since the drinking age is 21, but fucking lighters/tobacco products? The age for that is eighteen, I'm 26 about to be 27. Apparently I look like I am 17.
Off topic a little bit, but when I told my boyfriend that Tess Hamplanet is only 2 years older than me, he thought I was fucking joking. He thought she was atleast in her late thirties early forties. My stepmother is in her forties and looks to be about ten years younger than the Tess monster.