Profile overview for SlowResponseTime.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

31 submissions to fatpeoplehate

This user has so far shared a total of 10 links, started a total of 21 discussions and submitted a total of 681 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 674 and downvoted 40 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 1307 and downvoted 197 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

5 lowest rated submissions:

If you haven't checked out the gorgeous fph troll work that is the Heart Attack Grill in awhile, you really should., submitted: 7/25/2018 6:37:55 AM, 6 points (+9|-3)

Moocow explains what genuine care means, submitted: 8/21/2018 7:23:35 AM, 6 points (+6|-0)

4 minutes of fat cringe, submitted: 7/22/2018 5:06:17 PM, 8 points (+9|-1)

[NSFL] Newish FA Whale Tedtalk, submitted: 7/24/2018 5:24:41 AM, 11 points (+11|-0)

" The Biggest Scare Was In The Line" That's the article title and it's not incorrect. The rest reads like total BS, unsurprisingly., submitted: 8/27/2018 1:59:29 AM, 11 points (+11|-0)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Fat girl gets rejected in romantic advances for being fat. Fellow fatty advises to show him by consuming more calories. submitted by Canada_is_gay to fatpeoplehate

SlowResponseTime 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago

Sounds like the waiter was just being polite, doing his job, smiling, being friendly with the customer (all required things when working with the public). Fatty decided to infer that his kindness was flirting. Fatty then decided to make an uninvited advance and when he turned her down (citing his girlfriend) moocow whined that she was led on. Now somehow, some way, now the waiter is the bad guy. Then the reply from some other likely superdeathfat about how moocow should have tied up his section, not tipped him, all to be a terrible inconvenience all because he dared not to be attracted to her and cheat on his girlfriend with her.

But the best part? Flip the genders in this story and there'd be a long string of comments about how "creepy" that male customer is for treating the female waitress that way when she was only doing her job. And that would be correct! It would be strange and ill-mannered. That they refuse to see when they're engaged in the same creepy behavior makes them a laughing stock.

Hypocritical moocows.

Here is Anna, fatter than ever after a bout of food poisoning. Anna's pants are stretched to its limits to accommodate Anna's generous girth. Anna is very fat indeed. submitted by whitemouse to fatpeoplehate

SlowResponseTime 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago

I’d rather live my life imperfectly learning, growing and improving as I go, then sit forever on the sidelines fearful of my own imperfection.

The then/than grammar mistake so many often make has led to lots of funny things in the past. This time it's both funny and accurate.

I Have No Words submitted by fitbit_bitch to fatpeoplehate

SlowResponseTime 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago

And let's see if we can't help that out a little.

3 lowest rated comments:

Lardass pretends to refuse a dish because it's "not good enough" in vain attempt to appear healthy. submitted by RollinDaGrassTyson to fatpeoplehate

SlowResponseTime 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

But the dumb ham hocker sow doesn't realize she's talking about that oil like a wine tasting connoisseur talks about wine. The fat knows exactly how old it is and how long its been used, ditto on the sausage... because of course she's a pro on that, too.

What normalfags think submitted by Reverse-Flash to fatpeoplehate

SlowResponseTime 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

If I could give you more upvoats...

It just now dawns on me that they scream at us to accept them as "normal" while they cry and whine that the reason they're so teehee beautifully fat heehee is because their body is not normal and cannot lose weight like other bodies.

Fat doesn't affect anybody else submitted by Notthicc to fatpeoplehate

SlowResponseTime 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Hadn't you heard the news?

Going on a hike IS being a hateful fatphobic asshole to her! That's how it works! /s

I wish they didn't actually think that way,