Submissions: This user has upvoted 2676 and downvoted 20 submissions.
Comments: This user has upvoted 25861 and downvoted 245 comments.
5 highest rated submissions:
Radiology Doctor is honest with me when I ask how on earth he handles fat fucks!, submitted: 8/18/2015 2:16:03 AM, 258 points (+262|-4)
Fat fucks think they're entitled to use any scooty-puff they set their eyes on...., submitted: 10/15/2015 12:13:31 PM, 213 points (+214|-1)
Fatty falls out of bed and needs 10 people to haul it onto a tarp (giant hoist sling) so it can be lifted back into bed by a crane! , submitted: 7/22/2015 7:08:32 AM, 80 points (+82|-2)
My swole friend fell to the siren song of a fatty (alcohol was involved, obviously!), submitted: 8/23/2015 4:29:36 AM, 72 points (+77|-5)
Why are fats unable to keep their hands to themselves?, submitted: 10/23/2015 12:02:59 AM, 71 points (+71|-0)
5 lowest rated submissions:
Diabetes and Heart Disease, now in stick form!!, submitted: 8/20/2015 11:40:21 AM, 6 points (+6|-0)
Buzzfeed think scales should coddle your fee-fees rather than show your weight! The comments are shitlord central though!, submitted: 7/17/2015 6:21:21 AM, 26 points (+26|-0)
Lazy fat bitch almost got her dog killed!!, submitted: 8/1/2015 5:34:14 AM, 34 points (+38|-4)
Fat fuck in a scooty puff breaks a critical hospital lift (elevator). , submitted: 7/15/2015 6:10:09 AM, 45 points (+45|-0)
I both scared and seriously pissed off a fatty at A&E (ER for US), submitted: 8/11/2015 1:13:17 AM, 51 points (+51|-0)
3 highest rated comments:
SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 74 points 74 points (+74|-0) ago
That first point made me laugh!
As a disabled girl, my entire fucking life revolves around the fact that my husband can pick me up when needed!!
I have ceiling hoists at home but in the real world those things don't exist. My husband regularly has to pick me up to move me around.
We were at the hospital today for an ultrasound due to an infection in my feeding tube stoma. The awesome nurse came in to ask if we'd need a hoist to put me on the table and when he saw it was me, he was like "Oh! Hey sweetheart! Just came to see if you need the hoist but clearly not! Does your new powered wheelchair recline really well? If it reclines enough then we can scan you in your chair, save your husband lifting you!"
He knew instantly that they wouldn't have to wait around and locate a hoist. Even if my chair couldn't recline enough (it does) then my husband is perfectly capable of picking me up and putting me onto the examination table for them.
Landwhales complain that they wait forever and get treated badly but that's because the poor hospital staff have to locate a crane and extra staff to move them before they can even attempt to help them!
Thin privilege is being small enough to be picked up by one person (or at the most two for taller people!)
SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 63 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago
This guy makes me want to fucking scream!!
He acts as though he's fucking amazing just for getting out of his house and riding a mobility scooter around some place that millions of much healthier people would kill to be invited to.
He acts as though he should be pitied for needing a scooter to carry out this "once in a lifetime" opportunity. As though he doesn't deserve to be shamed and embarrassed by the fact that he needs a scooter to do it!!
You know what, you disgusting, fat cunt... you are not fucking inspiring or amazing for doing something you found embarrassing when you caused that all by yourself!!
You are not special because you "managed" to go and do that despite your "condishuns"!!
You did that to your fucking self and you wouldn't have those problems or need your "embarrassing" scooter if you hadn't eaten so fucking much in the first place.
Stop trying to pretend that leaving your home is admirable because of your size, you cunt!
I am actually fucking disabled and I am actually mostly housebound (in fact, mostly bedbound) as a result of a real genetic disorder.
I have literally ZERO FUCKING CHOICE about my broken body and the fact that I'll die young!
I didn't put myself into a powered wheelchair. I didn't eat myself into spending so much time in bed. I didn't decide to satisfy my base instincts until I destroyed my own body and nor did I cause the excruciating pain I live with every fucking day!
It fucks me off that hams act like they're so fucking hard off and that doing normal, everyday things is admirable because they did it while fat!!
Get fucked, you disgusting fucking whale!! I would kill to have been born with the body you were born with!! The fact that said body is now useless is a direct result of your shitty, gluttonous choices!!
You are not on par with all those people that have no say regarding their fucked up bodies!
Fuck off and die!!
SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 54 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago
You have the upper hand here, even if you don't realise it!!
Fat is not a "protected class" (meaning there is no such thing legally as a "fat hate crime").
There is a hate crime related to sexuality though (and him assuming you have AIDS could be interpreted that way!)
Go to HR and put in a complaint about what he said to you. He will be in some serious trouble for saying that!! Waaaay more so than what you said to him!!
3 lowest rated comments:
SkinnyMcShitlord 1 points -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Dude! Read the rules!!
You fucked up majorly, you're gonna have to prove that you have a BMI under 25 or the banhammer is coming down!
The most important rule of FPH is "no fatties".
The fat acceptance movement uses the terms skinny-fat or small-fat to mean "less than 300lbs"... Meaning the people that use those terms are definitely fat and not welcome here!!
If you're a healthy weight (BMI under 25 unless you're solid muscle and a BMI outlier) but you just don't have definition then you're not "skinny-fat". You're fucking normal, just not ripped!
If you don't post some kind of verification pic you're probably going to get yourself banned for being fat (i don't think you have to show your face, just post a body pic in your comment with a piece of paper saying "FPH" along with your username and the date.)
If you are fat, then fuck off, we don't want your kind here, we certainly don't want you to fucking tell us about your fatness, it's disgusting! If you're fat then fuck off, you don't belong here, not until you reach a normal weight!!
Even then, nobody cares if you used to be fat and lost weight, this sub is not a motivation sub, it's about hating fat fucks. All of them, even if they're trying to lose weight!!
SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago
Use https://slimgur.com/ and follow the instructions to upload a pic. Preferably take one now with you holding the "FPH, username, date" thing on some paper to prove it's you.
Once you've done so, copy the link and then click edit on your original post. Paste the link and save it.
It sounds like you belong here but unfortunately we've been bombarded with fatties trying to attack our sub and the term skinny-fat really doesn't mean what you think it means, at least not here!
You're either a "shitlord" (normal person with a BMI under 25) or you're fat (BMI over 25.)
Skinny-fat, small-fat, any variation on fat = FAT. If you're not fat then don't use any term that includes the word fat or implies that you're fat (curvy, chubby, chunky etc.) because you're not!
SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago
You might be safe with that (although that double chin is suspect, I can't tell if it's just the angle you have your chin tilted at as the rest of you seems okay. I just tried out your pose and I had a double chin too even though I'm underweight) It's not for me to judge though.
I'm not a mod myself and there's only one mod with banning powers right now due to the way voat is set up.
I can't say if this will be enough to stop them from banning you but the more shitlords we have, the better!!
If you can possibly get a better photo without the double chin it might be a good idea but obviously it's up to you how much effort you want to put in to be a part of this sub.
Seriously though, read the rules and if you can't see them on mobilethen ask for them!!
The biggest ones though are no fatties and no fat sympathy (i.e. saying someone would look hot if they were skinnier, it's not their fault or that they're doing their best to lose weight).
FPH doesn't care! Fat is fat and if their BMI is over 25 then they're fat and will be hated!!
I just thought I'd try and help you out a bit!