Submissions: This user has upvoted 67 and downvoted 0 submissions.
Comments: This user has upvoted 88 and downvoted 0 comments.
5 highest rated submissions:
John F Kennedy, Indira Gandhi, John Lennon. History shows us that if you don't want your child assassinated, don't name them after a fucking airport, submitted: 7/11/2018 3:43:09 PM, 89 points (+92|-3)
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated, submitted: 9/11/2018 11:36:41 PM, 19 points (+22|-3)
A lot of men objectify women. Not me, I think they're great things, submitted: 4/26/2018 11:28:48 AM, 14 points (+17|-3)
My kids are accusing me of having a "favourite child" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them, submitted: 4/26/2018 12:31:17 PM, 13 points (+15|-2)
I once tried to make a square but I ended up with an octagon. I suppose that's what happens when you cut corners, submitted: 4/26/2018 1:46:43 AM, 13 points (+14|-1)
5 lowest rated submissions:
Knock Knock. Whose there? Grandpa!, submitted: 4/26/2018 9:27:20 AM, 1 points (+5|-4)
Bring back the Poorly Drawn Horses!, submitted: 4/26/2018 1:25:21 AM, 3 points (+4|-1)
"Your driving is fucking terrible," I said to my wife. "Oh come on!" She protested, "It's not that bad!" I just shook my head as I took a deep breath, got out of the car and swam to the surface, submitted: 4/26/2018 9:44:57 AM, 4 points (+6|-2)
Once it was so foggy in the Scottish Highlands, a bloke milked three cows before he realised he wasn't playing the bagpipes, submitted: 4/26/2018 1:40:17 PM, 7 points (+7|-0)
I forgot to go to my Hypochondriacs Anonymous meeting today. I bet it's early onset Alzheimers, submitted: 7/26/2018 4:48:11 PM, 7 points (+9|-2)
3 highest rated comments:
PuttsMum 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I live in NZ and one of the services you can get if you're an invalid who still feels the need for getting off is heavily subsidised sex. For example, someone - male or female, single and on dialysis can get laid, pay a part charge and the brothel sends the balance of the bill to the Govt.
PuttsMum 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Email me pics, or it didn't happen ;)
3 lowest rated comments:
PuttsMum 10 points -9 points 1 points (+1|-10) ago
Well if your ancestors hadnt dragged them in chains to the US they would still fucking be in Africa. You created your own mess so you own it.
PuttsMum 6 points -5 points 1 points (+1|-6) ago
Even living thousands of kilometres from the US, we have heard of Rosa Parks and untold other things. That shit wasn't 400 years ago. You still practice institutional racism today. Like I said, you guys made the mess...
PuttsMum 8 points -3 points 5 points (+5|-8) ago
Can you buy and plumb an indoor toilet for the price of a shit $20 phone that's come out of China? No you fuckin can't.
Many Americans can't afford healthcare but y'all seem to have plenty of money for weapons and political retirement benefits dontcha. Maybe clean up your own greedy cunt politicians and let Africa worry about Africa.