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13 submissions to fatpeoplehate

This user has so far shared a total of 10 links, started a total of 3 discussions and submitted a total of 86 comments.

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Lard dumpster comes out of IG hibernation. Hilarity immediately ensues. (In comments). submitted by CthulhuDelay to fatpeoplehate

PleaseDontSlowMeDown 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago

I really fucking hate when people misuse "loose" when they mean "lose". I know it's small, but I swear to God, I see it so much on these forums. It's exclusively from people screenshotting other posts that the fats make about whatever ungodly amount of weight they need to "loose".

"Teehee, I need to loose 150lbs! I'm starting small by switching from regular beetus to diet beetus. I'll also only order half of the McDonald's menu when I have a my cheat days."

Some people should be ashamed of their bodies, especially fat grade schoolers! submitted by wildSHITLORDappeared to fatpeoplehate

PleaseDontSlowMeDown 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago

Parents with overweight children are deplorable human-beings. If you want to destroy your own life with your shitty food choices, fine. Eat whatever you want, you tub of shit. When you force that lifestyle onto your children and do nothing to make sure they have a normal diet, you're not fit to be a parent. It's child abuse; it's just neglect in a different form. The kid will grow up with zero self-confidence and they'll get the shit bullied out of them.

My sister was overweight all her life. In the 1st-2nd grade, she was just the "chubby" kid. Then, 3rd-5th, she became the "fat" kid. 6th grade was when the bullying reached it's breaking point for her; she decided to become Gothic. She dressed in all black clothing that my parent's bought her from Hot Topic. Everyday, she painted her face with black eyeliner, white makeup and black lipstick. She wore these ugly fucking Tripp Pants. I remember, her and my Mother once got into a yelling match because my Mother wanted her to change out of the Tripp Pants before she sat down to eat dinner. The chains were tearing up the upholstery on the dining room seats. That argument, ultimately, ended with my sister slamming the door in my mother's face and calling her a "bitch." She was allowed to wear her pants whenever, after that.

She listened to My Chemical Romance. She wrote Gothic poetry during recess periods. She started cutting her arm with a razor blade. She began hanging out with the other Goth kids. Being Gothic lead her into her first lesbian relationship -- a tryst that she kept up for over a decade. I won't get into the decade of abuse my family suffered at the hands of my sister and her girlfriend, so I'll just get to the culmination.

After allowing her girlfriend to siphon off thousands of dollars for years, my sister broke up with her when she was 24, because she found someone she liked better.

I hate my sister, even now, for all the abuse that she doled out to everyone in my family over the years. However, I firmly believe if she had been a normal weight growing up, she wouldn't have wanted to rebel. She wouldn't have been Gothic. She wouldn't have met Hannah -- the cunt -- and she wouldn't be such an awful person that she is today.

For those of you wondering: yes, my sister is still overweight as an adult.

These are learned behaviors, people. It's a lifestyle that, unless actively changed, will literally ruin your life. Don't let your kids be overweight. Thank God this school is trying to educate them young.

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Unfunny fat comic hambeast heart explodes....can't imagine WHY submitted by SteffisCute to fatpeoplehate

PleaseDontSlowMeDown 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago

Ralphie May was goddamn hilarious. Watch this 15 minutes if you really need convincing. It was an all black theater, that had a lineup of all black comedians, along with Ralphie May. I don't know if you've ever been to an all black comedy show before, but they're just savages. They will relentlessly boo and heckle literally any goddamn person that doesn't make them laugh right off the cuff. It's a notoriously hard crowd to please, and Ralphie walked onstage and brought the house down.

If I remember correctly, they were recording that concert, and whomever got the biggest laughs would then get to headline the DVD. Here's this 500lb white southern boy, probably just about the easiest person to heckle, and he instantly won the crowd over and had them laughing for 15 minutes straight. There's not a wasted line in that entire bit. A 500lb white guy went into a room of mainly black people, and he told a bunch of racist black jokes, but made them laugh. That's talent. If I remember correctly, this was the 15 minutes that made him into a star.

Ralphie was a fantastic comedian and I wish he would've cared enough about his own body to not die at 45 years old. As strange as this sounds, just this past Monday I was wondering how the fuck he was still alive. I even went so far as to Google him, just be sure he hadn't died. As untimely as his death is, this absolutely isn't unexpected. I'll miss him.

Unfunny fat comic hambeast heart explodes....can't imagine WHY submitted by SteffisCute to fatpeoplehate

PleaseDontSlowMeDown 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Fair enough assessment. His comedy definitely wasn't for everyone. I disapprove of his lifestyle, but I loved his comedy.

Update: 465 lb landwhale has decided only $25,000.00 surgery can save him. LOSES IT. submitted by MorbidObesityTracker to fatpeoplehate

PleaseDontSlowMeDown 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Everyone knows that if you eat less your body throws itself into starvation mode and you hoard every calorie you take in. The only possible way heffalumps can lose weight is to get a surgery that makes you eat less. Duh!