Profile overview for OxfordEnglishDick.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

3 submissions to fatpeoplehate

This user has so far shared a total of 3 links, started a total of 0 discussions and submitted a total of 365 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 425 and downvoted 271 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 2506 and downvoted 376 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

Lardass virgin on /r/amiugly: "I'm quite comfortable being fat. I don't feel the need to change anything, really.", submitted: 10/19/2015 6:07:28 AM, 59 points (+59|-0)

Porker gets called ugly, guys on Reddit console her with offers of sex., submitted: 10/9/2015 6:21:16 AM, 52 points (+54|-2)

Moon-faced Redditor: "I'm not obese, but definitely heavy.", submitted: 10/23/2015 5:39:22 AM, 46 points (+46|-0)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Moon-faced Redditor: "I'm not obese, but definitely heavy.", submitted: 10/23/2015 5:39:22 AM, 46 points (+46|-0)

Porker gets called ugly, guys on Reddit console her with offers of sex., submitted: 10/9/2015 6:21:16 AM, 52 points (+54|-2)

Lardass virgin on /r/amiugly: "I'm quite comfortable being fat. I don't feel the need to change anything, really.", submitted: 10/19/2015 6:07:28 AM, 59 points (+59|-0)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

THEY MAY TAKE OUR SUB, BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR HATE submitted by moistFUPAcheeze to fatpeoplehate

OxfordEnglishDick 1 points 89 points (+90|-1) ago

By that logic, scales are bullies too.

Obeast writes angsty "poem" to bemoan her lack of a love life. submitted by Edith to fatpeoplehate

OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 58 points (+58|-0) ago

When no one anywhere wants a relationship with you, I imagine it's difficult to separate friendship from romantic attachment, and she likely puts unreasonable expectations on her friends in a way that a less desperate person would not. Any kindness or attention is confused for sexual interest because of her desperation.

Essentially, she's so thirsty that every man looks like a well-keeper, but even seeing her parched lips they all turn her away. How confusing, how galling that must seem, especially when the man with the water has always been kind to you, lets you sit beneath the trees in his oasis and talks with you late into the night--but will never let you drink. Never. Not if you both lived a thousand years. Consequently, any offer of water is accepted greedily, which is why fat and ugly women are such sluts.

Inevitably, this cow is left frustrated or rejected by the men who won't date her but still hang around her. This is only confusing to her because her desperation has clouded her reason and given her bizarre expectations about others, feeling they have a duty/obligation to provide her with emotional/sexual fulfillment. Having platonic male friends in her life feels to her like living in a sexless marriage: in her mind they have a duty to love/fuck her, but since they don't they only serve as a reminder of what she feels like she should have but doesn't--like something always in sight but just out of reach--which naturally leads to resentment.

Of course, she only has herself to blame, both for being fat and irrational. This is why as a man you should never befriend a fat woman, to say nothing of a single fat woman--beyond simply her fatness being repulsive, she is very likely to confuse kindness for a chance at your dick, and will eventually hate you for not giving it to her.

Because normal people pig out once in a while, but hams clearly pig out 24/7 submitted by immaturtlehearmeroar to fatpeoplehate

OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago

"Why is loving to drink and alcohol and "getting drunk" only acceptable when you do it two Saturdays a month and always have a designated driver? Like I'm so sick of girls being able to talk about how they love jello-shots and partying and shit but if you have a pair of DUIs and a series of ruined relationships and can't hold down a job and get blackout drunk every chance you get, you're fucking shamed to death for drinking anything..."

3 lowest rated comments:

Gawker's apparent outing of CFO meets with Internet backlash submitted by BrickDick to news

OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Not weighing in on the morality of the issue, but this guy is a fool for getting so involved just to hire a prostitute, knowing that he's has so much to lose. Has he never heard of Grindr? He's a great looking guy (albeit a little older than some men prefer) and could get any and all the dick he wants, free. And there are a dozen better way to hire a prostitute with less personal risk. I suppose he probably already does all that, but must have just had a serious boner for this porn star in particular...

Has college become more repressive? submitted by mrskeletaldootdoot to AskVoat

OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

So many of these posts reek of confirmation bias and feelings of persecution. Colleges do harbor a lot of left-leaning people, many of them ridiculous, extreme and even abusive/authoritarian when it comes to dissent. This is a problem, as is PC culture when it takes over and becomes moral panic.

I've also known a lot of conservative college students (and adults) who are deeply threatened by the mere existence of contrary opinions, no matter how obviously ridiculous; whose disproportionate focus on their perceived persecution (and the expectation of such) inflates real but probably resolvable issues into total, unsalvagable institutional corruption. They lash out at out at political correctness and "not being allowed" to disagree when in reality reprisals are less common than they imagine and they often can't make a coherent counterargument.

The Eiffel Tower from below submitted by Calza to pics

OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

I was thinking more like giant robot butthole.