Profile overview for OneManArmyAson.
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This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

2 submissions to ContagiousLaughter

1 submissions to futuresynth

1 submissions to Listentothis

1 submissions to Pizza

1 submissions to 90smusic

This user has so far shared a total of 6 links, started a total of 0 discussions and submitted a total of 25 comments.

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Submissions: This user has upvoted 654 and downvoted 0 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 382 and downvoted 0 comments.

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5 highest rated submissions:

Guy Finds a Gun with an Interesting Sound Effect, submitted: 4/6/2015 10:11:08 PM, 7 points (+7|-0)

INOJ - Love You Down, submitted: 4/9/2015 7:27:09 PM, 4 points (+4|-0)

Ventertainment - Nerd Confusion 3: The Ring, submitted: 4/14/2015 11:29:33 PM, 4 points (+4|-0)

Dark Flower - Light Orbs Travelling [Drum and Bass / Ambient], submitted: 4/6/2015 10:08:33 PM, 3 points (+3|-0)

Pizza Dog , submitted: 6/16/2015 5:52:44 PM, 3 points (+3|-0)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Enjoying Your Cinco Boy?, submitted: 6/2/2015 4:49:20 PM, 2 points (+2|-0)

Pizza Dog , submitted: 6/16/2015 5:52:44 PM, 3 points (+3|-0)

Dark Flower - Light Orbs Travelling [Drum and Bass / Ambient], submitted: 4/6/2015 10:08:33 PM, 3 points (+3|-0)

INOJ - Love You Down, submitted: 4/9/2015 7:27:09 PM, 4 points (+4|-0)

Ventertainment - Nerd Confusion 3: The Ring, submitted: 4/14/2015 11:29:33 PM, 4 points (+4|-0)

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3 highest rated comments:

deleted by user submitted by SomeScientologist to science

OneManArmyAson 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago

Like this guy says, the Amazon myth may be based on real tribes who used female warriors to some extent, specifically the Sarmatians and Scythians.

Archaeological evidence suggests that Scythian-Sarmatian cultures may have given rise to the Greek myth of Amazons. Graves of armed females have been found in southern Ukraine and Russia. David Anthony notes, "About 20% of Scythian-Sarmatian "warrior graves" on the lower Don and lower Volga contained females dressed for battle as if they were men, a phenomenon that probably inspired the Greek tales about the Amazons."

The theory is that Sarmatian men would be out raiding for months or even years at a time, and the women would stay behind and defend the homeland. Outsiders came across all-female or partially female defense forces, and the stories were exaggerated over time.

Labour supporter: "I'm voting [for the UK to remain under EU rule] because Britain's loss of independence IS JUSTICE FOR COLONIALISM." submitted by ShitArchon to tumblrinaction

OneManArmyAson 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago

Colonialism is awesome. Here's a little anecdote about the British empire:

A story for which Napier is often noted involved Hindu priests complaining to him about the prohibition of Sati by British authorities. This was the custom of burning a widow alive on the funeral pyre of her husband. As first recounted by his brother William, he replied:

"Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs."

Due to their own cultural relativist bullshit, these trendy leftists would have to admit that they would oppose intervention when a young woman is being fucking burned alive. It's either that or admit that Western culture really is superior and colonialism was a gift to the 3rd world.

/u/code_guerilla banned from /r/offmychest due to also subbing to /r/fatpeoplehate submitted by MadMonkey to MeanwhileOnReddit

OneManArmyAson 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago

Wow, still salty that I banned you for posting in /r/UnderageAlpacaDicks? You fapped to the alpacas, now you face the consequences!

EDIT: Ha, I just googled alpaca dick and this came up.

3 lowest rated comments:

Here's a sort of alternative: the meatza. Get rid of the crust and go for all-out meat! submitted by Lexfor to Pizza

OneManArmyAson 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Oh snap, I just posted a version of this in a different thread:

Ingredients:

-garlic

-olive oil

-2-cup bag of shredded mozzarella

-1 lb. ground beef (chicken also works)

-metric fuckton of kale (or spinach if you want)

-jar of pizza sauce

-salt, pepper

-oregano

-mushrooms and any other toppings you want

  1. Heat up some olive oil and garlic in a cast iron skillet
  2. Once the skillet is hot, chuck in your ground beef. Try to get it to sear a bit if possible. Season it with some salt and pepper
  3. Add mushrooms
  4. Start preheating your oven to 350-375 degrees
  5. Once the beef is mostly browned, stir as much kale in there as possible. Keep adding more as it wilts. Apply olive oil as necessary. Season with pepper and some salt as you go.
  6. Once the kale is all wilted in there, turn off your burner, dump the pizza sauce on top, and spread it around. Give it a light dusting of oregano.
  7. Dump the whole bag of mozzarella on top to counteract the healthiness of the forest of kale you just added. Spread it around, but try to keep it away from the edges of the skillet.
  8. Stick the skillet in the oven until the top of the cheese is golden and crispy. It should be done around 25-30 minutes.

deleted by user submitted by origamicrane to AskVoat

OneManArmyAson 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

I think it's a necessary alternative to Youtube ads. Right now I just run Adblock and use Patreon to support people who deserve it, like h3h3 productions. I would much rather support artists directly than watch the same Budweiser commercial 15 times and...

deleted by user submitted by origamicrane to AskVoat

OneManArmyAson 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Yeah h3h3 has the best goofs and gaffes on the web. I feel you on the Patreon thing. It's awesome when people get paid for quality stuff, but some people are making fat stacks for doing jack shit.