Profile overview for MDE_ALWAYS_LIVES.
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This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

15 submissions to milliondollarextreme

1 submissions to whatever

1 submissions to AskVoat

This user has so far shared a total of 11 links, started a total of 6 discussions and submitted a total of 70 comments.

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Submissions: This user has upvoted 135 and downvoted 5 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 298 and downvoted 6 comments.

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5 highest rated submissions:

Freedom of the press doesn't mean freedom from consequences, submitted: 9/12/2018 12:21:04 AM, 149 points (+149|-0)

A L W A Y S, submitted: 9/12/2018 3:42:55 PM, 116 points (+120|-4)

WE WUZ SHOCKED, submitted: 9/16/2018 12:49:21 PM, 110 points (+111|-1)

Whats that, LIBERAL You wanna sit during the anthem Yeah its your right. but, here is someone who cant stand because he defended that right for you., submitted: 9/17/2018 12:47:30 PM, 87 points (+93|-6)

Repost of mine from the banned sub: "Idea for a movie. Michael Cera is walking down the hall of his school when a school shooting starts... ", submitted: 9/12/2018 12:38:21 PM, 72 points (+74|-2)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Some inspirational stuff for us all to reflect on. RESIST!, submitted: 9/12/2018 11:58:03 PM, 1 points (+4|-3)

Friendly reminder to any twinks here. For the love of god, at least ice your balls a bit., submitted: 9/13/2018 7:42:24 PM, 7 points (+7|-0)

What's the best way to win people over to race realism?, submitted: 9/17/2018 6:55:41 PM, 13 points (+13|-0)

Take the third-cousin pill, submitted: 9/17/2018 8:27:08 PM, 13 points (+15|-2)

ayo, did any of you lose this? i'ma hold on to it for safe keeping. let me know when u can come pick it up., submitted: 9/17/2018 1:25:09 PM, 16 points (+21|-5)

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3 highest rated comments:

Repost of mine from the banned sub: "Idea for a movie. Michael Cera is walking down the hall of his school when a school shooting starts... " submitted by MDE_ALWAYS_LIVES to milliondollarextreme

MDE_ALWAYS_LIVES 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago


the next morning, michael cera is given a big bin of mail that he's recieved already, and is told that his lawyer is arriving now.

michael cera reads a letter from the bin while he waits.

we only see Cera's shocked reaction to the first letter, while his lawyer(played by Matthew Mcconahay) comes in.

lawyer: "hi there, Michael, I'm your lawyer Matt. Before we get started, is there any questions you might have?"

michael cera: "yeah, how am i getting mail for this already? this just happened yesterday..."

lawyer: "yeah, but it happened yesterday MORNING. so there was plenty of time for some people to see you on the news and write letters before the mail went out for the day. this is just the batch of letters that made the cutoff."

michael cera: "wow."

lawyer: "yeah. it's a lot. you'll get used to it."

michael cera: "uh, i noticed a lot of these are love letters. from girls. in fact it seems like all of them are."

lawyer: "right, well i wouldn't worry about that. i deal with a lot of mass shooting, terrorist attack, and serial killing cases. the accused man always get a whole forest's worth of letters from nubile young women begging for him to fertalize their ovaries and defile them in every concievable way. it's something to do with the primal effect of a man asserting dominance through a public violent act or something. Oh and by the way, under this state's laws, the accused are also given full access to conjucal visit privilages no matter the crime, so a lot of men like you have that option available when they feel inclined and they usually do. Anyway, if we can get started on where you were during the events of the crime scene, i can try to--"

but we see that michael cera is not listening anymore.

we cut to a montage of michael cera plowing one groupie after another, in a trailer, to the tune of Hallelujah played by leonard cohen.


we cut to a news clip, telling us that the case will soon go to trial.

we cut to michael cera meeting with his lawyer again.

lawyer: "michael, listen to me, we have all the evidence in the world that you're innocent. if you just give me permission to plead that way, we can get you off the hook!"

lawyer is rubbing his head like he has a headache, as a result of dealing with Cera. he opens up his bottle of asprin to get a quick pill for himself while he listens to Cera's response.

michael cera: "yeah, maybe. i just dunno..."

lawyer: "if you don't give me permission, then i'll just have to do it without your permission. i will not lose this case just because you're too scared to fight back!"

but just then, another lawyer (a Men-In-Black lookin chick), we'll call her "lawyer 2" steps in.

lawyer 2: "michael cera, i'm so sorry to hear about the passing of your lawyer, but I want to let you know that as your NEW lawyer, i-- oh shit, you're still here."

lawyer: "yeah I'm still here, what the hell are you talking about?"

lawyer 2: "oh, nevermind. i'll see myself out."

...

lawyer: "anyway, as i was saying..."

lawyer takes his pill, then starts foaming at the mouth, with some kind of chemical gas fumes spilling out, he then keels over.

lawyer 2 pops back in.

lawyer 2: "ok, you remember my shpeil from earlier, right? i don't have to repeat that?"

michael cera: "is he ok?"

lawyer 2: "no, i'm afraid it appears he's had a heart attack."

michael cera: "THAT'S what a heart attack looks like?!"

lawyer 2: "i know, it's not like in the movies at all, is it?

lawyer 2 pushes lawyer 1's body out of the seat so that she can sit there instead.

lawyer 2: Anywho, i've taken the time to look over your case and i must say it's not good news. i'm afraid we don't have much of a chance on this one, i'm gonna reccomend you plead guilty."

michael cera: "sweet!


but then he gets sent to a county jail, where he gets plowed in the bung hole by nig nogs.

but he still gets conjucal visits, so he still boinks bimbos balls-deep on the reg too.

he's the fucker and the fucked. back and forth, every day.


Michael cera now has tattoos on his face and body, and wears a doo rag.

he is now open about his phony role in shooting. He looks straight at us, the audience, and says "i don't give a CRAP anymore."

As a result, one day, he is in a conjucal visit trailer with a new girl, and he tells her "before we get started, i just want to make sure if it's ok if we only do it in the missionary position? everything else feels too kinky for me", just like he always does, but the new girl ISN'T interested in fucking him at ALL.

She's an undercover reporter for Alex Jones' Infowars network. she wants info for their war on the official msm narrative about the shooting.

So he tells her that he's willing to testify the real story in court.

But time is running out. Fights are escalating in the prison, and it looks like they may soon turn into a full blown riot.

But then, once the undercover reporter leaves, some secret agents show up and introduce themselves to michael cera as Agent Zog (male) and Agent Henderson (female).

Agent Zog: "we can offer you protection. and in exchange, not only will you not testify, you'll give a new detailed confession with new motives added from this list so that the media can demonize people on the outside who have the same goals as your stated goals.

Agent Zog hands Cera the list.

Agent Zog: "just remember, if you refuse to cooperate, we can just have you eliminated.

michael cera: "wait.. so you guys really were behind the shooting?!

but just as they're talking the riot erupts into a full-on jail break.

while agent zog is distracted by this, michael cera grabs his gun from him and shoots him to death.

michael cera: "framing someone for murder ISN'T NICE!"

michael cera looks around for an escape. but agent henderson just saw him commit a brutally violent act...

agent henderson: "oh michael..." <3 <3 <3

henderson starts stripping off her clothes and chasing down michael cera.

michael cera: "aw geez, what the heck?"

agent henderson (buck naked): "take me now! i want your seed inside me!"

michael cera: "i don't have time for this!"

michael cera tries to keep moving, but agent henderson climbs on to him and ravages him.

michael cera: "ugh! FINE!"


meanwhile, in a helicopter above...

sniper: "wow. he's plowin' henderson."

agent 3: "nice"

agent 4: "yeah, not bad"

sniper: "tell me about it!"

...

agent 3: "you can take the shot now."

sniper takes the shot. michael cera's head explodes.

agent 3 (looking over to agent 4): "and uh, have someone send a car to pick up henderson, i guess."

agent 4: "roger, that's a wrap."


Directed by Stephen Spielberg.

Everything I don't like has to be censored submitted by lustig1374 to milliondollarextreme

MDE_ALWAYS_LIVES 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago

I hope they do, so badly. Normies need a good shock. This would fit the bill.

Another repost of mine from the old forum: "idea for a movie: it's like the movie 'Get Out', but it's called 'Get In'..." submitted by MDE_ALWAYS_LIVES to milliondollarextreme

MDE_ALWAYS_LIVES 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago

By the way if you call me a racist for this story, guess what, Jamal was a white guy.

Yeah. That's right. The reason I never explicetly stated he was nig nog is because he WASN'T a nig nog.

Bet you feel pretty stupid now, don't you.

If you assumed he WAS a nig nog, then I have to assume that you're a democrat, because you're a REAL racist.

Trump/Kushner 2020

#WalkAway

3 lowest rated comments:

One more repost of mine from the old forum: "The Creature" submitted by MDE_ALWAYS_LIVES to milliondollarextreme

MDE_ALWAYS_LIVES 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Thanks. Same.

africacharities.jpg submitted by Here_Comes_the_Kingz to milliondollarextreme

MDE_ALWAYS_LIVES 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Educating nigs is like putting modern software onto a Windows 95 computer.

It doesn't matter how much you put in there. The computer is still too slow to do anything with it.

I really appreciate the smaller family we have here submitted by PapaVinny to milliondollarextreme

MDE_ALWAYS_LIVES 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Typical white people, having smaller families.