Profile overview for Knutache.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

25 submissions to whatever

5 submissions to politics

2 submissions to AskVoat

2 submissions to Voat

1 submissions to NFL

This user has so far shared a total of 0 links, started a total of 36 discussions and submitted a total of 982 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 2428 and downvoted 1039 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 549 and downvoted 150 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

5 lowest rated submissions:

Awkward Political Nursery Rhymes-"Humpty Trumpty", submitted: 8/15/2016 2:58:28 PM, -1 points (+2|-3)

Trump needs to stay FAR away from Giuliani. He may be linked to Libya arms deals., submitted: 11/11/2016 1:42:54 PM, -1 points (+2|-3)

I think my bits are beginning to chafe!, submitted: 7/20/2015 12:23:15 AM, 1 points (+1|-0)

Awkward Political Nursery Rhymes- "Little Ted Cruz", submitted: 8/15/2016 3:15:54 PM, 1 points (+3|-2)

Hey, MSM...THIS wasn't a racially motivated hate crime, either, submitted: 1/9/2017 10:17:33 PM, 1 points (+1|-0)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Trump Officials: Obama Will Face Sweeping Investigations If He Continues Scorched Earth Policy On Way Out Door submitted by Joker68 to news

Knutache 3 points 87 points (+90|-3) ago

That traitor needs to be facing serious investigation no matter what. He's no better than Clinton.

Christian-owned bed and breakfast must host gay weddings, state panel finds submitted by lordunderthemountain to news

Knutache 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago

Maybe someone should find a B&B owned by a gay couple in Illinois, I would imagine there are a few, and force them to hold a redneck, anti LGBT themed event.

CNN is being counter-blackmailed now. submitted by ZardoZ2017 to whatever

Knutache 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago

I like this a lot. But I don't believe they should be given any more warnings. Anyone who works for CNN knows exactly what it is and what it represents. If those people had any morals at all they wouldn't be there. I say dox the hell out of anyone even remotely associated with CNN. Right down to their shoe size. And publish it on every web site possible. They have no excuse for being involved with this garbage.

3 lowest rated comments:

I suck as a parent and can't manage my kids or make them do anything - someone should pass a law that allows me to take my kids' cell phone away submitted by lettersofmarque to news

Knutache 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago

Nice trolling! Especially putting it in the News sub.

Hospital rejects Vatican offer for terminally ill British baby submitted by knightwarrior41 to Worldnews

Knutache 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago

Good call. Why send the poor little guy to live out his life with a bunch of pedophiles?

I've been raised by a single mom. I would like to learn how to be casually masculine. Any tips? submitted by KingMortales to AskVoat

Knutache 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago

Being masculine is as much, maybe more so, a response or reaction as it is a presentation. Here are a few example situations and possible masculine reactions:

  1. You're sitting quietly in a proper posture with your knees together. Where do you place your hands?

    A. Folded and in your lap

    B. Palms down, one on each thigh

Answer: Men don't sit with their knees together unless it's to support the head and shoulders of the girl they're tongue thrashing. So the correct answer is behind HER knees. LPT: use that hand position to move her around and save neck/tongue fatigue.

  1. You're on a camping trip with 3 other guys. As you stir the pot of chili cooking over an open fire, you notice a large bug in it. What do you do?

A. Flick the bug out and say nothing

B. Declare the dish defiled and dump it out

Answer: You find 3 more bugs so everyone gets one. If anyone throws up, they have to wear their underwear on their head for the rest of night. Deep sea diver style for tighty whities, (kkk style if their mom wrote their name in them) Egyptian Pharoah style for boxers.

  1. You're at a social gathering and this one annoying guy named Larry has a big ol' buger hanging out of his nose. Everyone else has seen it, but none have told him. How do you act?

A. Give him a subtle nose tap/wipe gesture

B. Quietly say something in private so as not to embarrass him

Answer: Larry is an annoying douche and has more than likely already embarrassed himself multiple times. Nobody else is going to say anything, so, in a clearly audible voice you say "Hey Larry...are you EVER gonna get that fucking buger outta your nose?" You just said what everyone else was thinking and gave all a good laugh. Well, maybe not Larry.

  1. Another social situation and a girl is sitting across the room giving you a view up her skirt. What will you do?

A. Look away and try to ignore her

B. Ask another girl to mention it to her

Answer: Look her in the eyes, give her a wink, glance down to the display, look back to her eyes and smile. If she rearranges herself to cover up, just smile at her and go on about your business. If, on the other hand, she just smiles back and doesn't attempt to block the view, see example one and sit with your knees together.

Hope this helps.