Profile overview for KeyboardMonkey.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

1 submissions to funny

1 submissions to gentlemanboners

1 submissions to introductions

1 submissions to news

1 submissions to science

This user has so far shared a total of 6 links, started a total of 0 discussions and submitted a total of 11 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 1417 and downvoted 0 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 15 and downvoted 0 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

If you have a thing for redheads, the classy Alina Kovalenko, submitted: 7/8/2015 10:08:18 PM, 11 points (+11|-0)

New Horizon back on track to Pluto after entering Safe Mode last week, submitted: 7/7/2015 12:33:38 PM, 8 points (+8|-0)

How I feel finally coming to Voat, submitted: 7/7/2015 1:15:27 PM, 8 points (+9|-1)

My coworkers understand Monday morning..., submitted: 7/7/2015 6:09:31 PM, 5 points (+5|-0)

2100 mpg car wins fuel efficiency challenge, submitted: 7/7/2015 12:30:50 PM, 3 points (+3|-0)

5 lowest rated submissions:

US challenges Japan to giant robot battle--this is not a movie proposal., submitted: 7/8/2015 10:02:10 PM, 2 points (+2|-0)

2100 mpg car wins fuel efficiency challenge, submitted: 7/7/2015 12:30:50 PM, 3 points (+3|-0)

My coworkers understand Monday morning..., submitted: 7/7/2015 6:09:31 PM, 5 points (+5|-0)

New Horizon back on track to Pluto after entering Safe Mode last week, submitted: 7/7/2015 12:33:38 PM, 8 points (+8|-0)

How I feel finally coming to Voat, submitted: 7/7/2015 1:15:27 PM, 8 points (+9|-1)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

My teenage son is a counselor at camp. I send him a joke by e-mail every morning. Running out of Dad jokes. What's your favorite? submitted by bobroland to AskVoat

KeyboardMonkey 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

On that vein, these are science jokes, but they make my son groan:

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
Helium walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." Helium doesn't react.

How is this site any better than reddit? submitted by hisolation2 to introductions

KeyboardMonkey 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago

I like this guy. :) Have an upvoat.

Why all the Reddit hate? submitted by stool-carpenter to introductions

KeyboardMonkey 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago

Welcome. It's only natural to talk about your own experiences, so I forgive the refugees. Here, have an upvoat.

3 lowest rated comments:

My coworkers understand Monday morning... submitted by KeyboardMonkey to funny

KeyboardMonkey 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

I think the teeth need to be a little bigger to be accurate. :)

Hi there ! submitted by wouazo to introductions

KeyboardMonkey 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

We love em till we kill em. Welcome and have an upvoat. :)

Help stop mosquitos and cool the planet with the Azolla Fern submitted by wordsmeanstuff to science

KeyboardMonkey 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

PhD biologist here. It is really important to understand, in our attempts to combat global warming, that green plants are usually carbon neutral. All of the carbon sequestered from the environment by plants, if they decompose after death, is returned. In order for Azolla, and all plants, to be utilized to reduce green house gases in the atmosphere they need to be buried. Sadly, this would not likely happen. The number one most effective way to combat global warming is to reduce production of green house gases.