Profile overview for KanakaHaole.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

15 submissions to whatever

10 submissions to AskVoat

7 submissions to MaunaKeaMornings

6 submissions to thedinnertable

4 submissions to Hawaii

This user has so far shared a total of 28 links, started a total of 52 discussions and submitted a total of 433 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 934 and downvoted 53 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 783 and downvoted 119 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

Mods don't own a community, they moderate. We need a mechanism for communities to remove broken or abusive mods., submitted: 8/12/2015 1:21:13 AM, 330 points (+370|-40)

You know what I never hear anymore? "Stop, you'll spoil the child.", submitted: 7/19/2016 10:25:25 PM, 138 points (+141|-3)

Soo...I need an adult. I did the usb thing, but it won't boot, which means I need to do somthing in BIOS? Please help and ELI5, submitted: 9/1/2016 9:54:24 PM, 47 points (+48|-1)

While perusing heaven Joe Christian stumbled upon an interesting clock shop, submitted: 7/31/2016 2:15:30 AM, 41 points (+46|-5)

The Ying and Yang of Voat, submitted: 8/10/2016 9:38:08 AM, 40 points (+42|-2)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Why is voat brigading seen as such a negative thing?, submitted: 8/12/2015 12:55:04 AM, -1 points (+3|-4)

Could someone give me advice on razor blades and soap?, submitted: 9/2/2015 10:22:25 AM, 0 points (+1|-1)

If sex became the new currency, how many blowjobs would you sell your car for? [Serious], submitted: 5/3/2016 9:57:18 AM, 0 points (+1|-1)

Question about racing tires/slicks, submitted: 2/17/2016 6:43:18 AM, 1 points (+1|-0)

Found a video of you guys..., submitted: 2/22/2016 11:29:41 AM, 1 points (+1|-0)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Regarding Ellen Pao's right 'apology' submitted by junk to MeanwhileOnReddit

KanakaHaole 0 points 86 points (+86|-0) ago

Dear Pao, with the same amount of respect you show the avg user, and slightly less than to those you ordered shadowbanned to quell dissent, please:

1) find the nearest printer

2) print copies of your apology

3) roll up those copies

4) and shove them back up your arse.

They should have one person just randomly selected from the audience compete in every Olympic event. Just so viewers can know how fucking awful they would do in comparison to the professionals. submitted by Dumb_Comment_Bot to whatever

KanakaHaole 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago

Crowds are cheering as the Olympians are preparing for their ski jumping event, the announcers pulls a ticket stub out of jar he had shaken. There is a sudden hush that falls over the crowd as they wait in anticipation for the announcement to be made. It was only last year, after all, that the Olympics decided to force audience participation to show just how big of freaks of nature--though some may say "simply juiced up on drugs"--Olympians are compared to the average person.

The announcer unfolds the ticket stub, reads it over to make sure he will pronounce the name correctly, and suddenly loudly proclaims, "KanakaHaole! Come on down!"

The crowd erupts again as cheers reverberate across the stadium, never has an Olympic event had so many people turn up to watch the games.

"KanakaHaole, you have been picked as the baseline representative, come on down!" Repeated the announcer. The crowd is looking around, people are straining to be able to be the first ones to identify KanakaHaole, but seemingly to no avail. The announcer steps from one foot to another in agitation. The only downside, he thought, was that these events take so much more time now.

The crowd starts to quiet down as people stop cheering to ask their neighbors if they were KanakaHaole. Nobody seems to know where he or she is, maybe they went to the bathroom. The crowd slowly grows to a quiet murmur as the announcer, in a seemingly feeble attempt, tries one more time to call forth the citizen participant. "KanakaHaole, please come down to claim your place in the event!"

Suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, quiet, yet confident, floating in and seemingly permeating the stadium through the energy of the crowds anticipation we hear a solitary and lone voice call out, "Fuck you!".

DEA chief says smoking marijuana as medicine "is a joke" submitted by OhBlindOne to news

KanakaHaole 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago

But if you talk about smoking the leaf of marijuana -- which is what people are talking about when they talk about medicinal marijuana... -United States of America Drug Enforcement Agency CHIEF

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit: needed more bold.

3 lowest rated comments:

Don't want atheism shoved down your throat? submitted by lorlipone to atheism

KanakaHaole 13 points -6 points (+7|-13) ago

lol, such logic, much wow. Look, I'm not here to side with, or defend, Catholics, Protestants, Muslims, Buddhists, Jews, etc., but how do you justify so passively aggressively hating organized region whilst you organize a religion of your own? Look, nobody believes that I am a god. But lets say a thousand people start believing that I am a god, those people have started a religion. Now a thousand more people organize and start spreading the message that I am not a god...they, too, have started a religion. Neither group can prove or disprove my godhood one fucking way or another. Do you know who isn't religious in this case? The motherfucking other 6 billion people on the planet who don't give a fuck. Good god, nobody cares if you want to start an anti-God religion, just quit being delusional about it not being a religion. "Don't want atheism shoved down your throat" my ass. You're just as guilty of that bullshit as the other religions.

Don't want atheism shoved down your throat? submitted by lorlipone to atheism

KanakaHaole 6 points -6 points (+0|-6) ago

No argument there. I'm kinda pissed at myself for wasting my own time.

Reminder: Instead of defending and caring for Christians, Pope is kissing muslim "migrants" rapists' feet. submitted by DOVahKiiN7 to European

KanakaHaole 9 points -5 points (+4|-9) ago

No no, you're doing it all wrong, you're using logic instead of blind hatred. Get your shit together @JJNova