Profile overview for GoldenPhoenix.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

10 submissions to fatpeoplehate

This user has so far shared a total of 5 links, started a total of 5 discussions and submitted a total of 213 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 18 and downvoted 17 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 186 and downvoted 12 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

How to survive an attack (hint, dont be fat), submitted: 10/4/2017 2:32:17 AM, 99 points (+101|-2)

Google Doodle today celebrates diversity and differences...., submitted: 3/31/2017 7:53:24 PM, 69 points (+73|-4)

How big do you have to be to not fit in Whalemart 'active wear'?!, submitted: 6/27/2016 8:28:01 PM, 36 points (+36|-0)

"Water is too expensive; I'll just get a soda.", submitted: 5/31/2016 7:26:00 PM, 34 points (+34|-0)

I would not hold your breath on a callback., submitted: 5/3/2018 8:46:45 PM, 33 points (+35|-2)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Virtual Taste, submitted: 12/5/2016 1:55:37 PM, 3 points (+4|-1)

Neckbeard whale shows off katana skillz, submitted: 12/4/2016 7:06:27 PM, 14 points (+14|-0)

eHow: "Make the Waist Bigger on Jeans", submitted: 4/14/2016 8:15:22 PM, 15 points (+15|-0)

Magic eggnog makes you lose weight, submitted: 12/1/2016 7:20:02 PM, 23 points (+23|-0)

Makeup ham is self aware, submitted: 1/24/2018 10:56:10 PM, 31 points (+33|-2)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Yes, Tess. After your years of gluttony and thrashing your body, it's pregnancy that really made it gross. Not shoveling your gullet with food... submitted by nomasgorditos to fatpeoplehate

GoldenPhoenix 1 points 44 points (+45|-1) ago

Bitch, I'm "struggling to love my postpartum body." At 4 months I'm having a difficult time kicking the last 5 lbs without affecting my milk supply, which has already been a tenuous-to-losing battle. My boobs are oddly deflate-y, my hips a little wider, my face is still recovering from the ravages of pregnancy acne, and I'm back to square one with my strength training and struggling to break 5 miles on my long run. I feel awesome that I made a little shitperson and I'm proud that I took excellent care of my health, but I also feel like shit about my post baby body and fitness, and then I feel guilty for feeling disappointment/resentment towards anything having to do with my awesome little dude because fucking mom hormones and sleep deprivation and GOD DAMNIT WHY CAN'T I RUN FARTHER FASTER LIFT STRONGER I'M SUCH A FAILURE.

Still a 21 BMI. Still running, lifting, and counting calories tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that.

"Struggling with your postpartum body" is not FOR YOU, you insufferable cunt. You don't deserve it because you didn't care about your body in the first place. Quit co-opting the struggles and emotions of actual humans.


Oh, the double standard. submitted by Phillyshitlord to fatpeoplehate

GoldenPhoenix 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago

I think this is the disconnect that astonishes me the most. "I'm allowed to not be attracted to you because of your height (which you are NOT in control of/can't change) but if you are not attracted to me because of my weight (which I AM in control of and can change) that's DISCRIMANASHUN!!!!!!"

Morbidly Obese Arya Stark submitted by gardenofedenhazard to fatpeoplehate

GoldenPhoenix 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago

I'm white and also have brown hair. Guys I look just exactly like Natalie Portman!!!!!!!

3 lowest rated comments:

deleted by user submitted by deleted to fatpeoplehate

GoldenPhoenix 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago

I agree. I appreciate the rest of the fat hate but don't really understand being mad that the empty aisle seat got taken. Unless you paid for it specifically to have the row to yourself I feel like it's fair game

Local news submitted by NoviceApproach to fatpeoplehate

GoldenPhoenix 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago

Oof. I think shitlording the accidental death of a 5-year old is crossing a line. It's not the kid's fault she was fat.

Local news submitted by NoviceApproach to fatpeoplehate

GoldenPhoenix 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

I mean, I understand where you are coming from, but none of that is present in the post. There's nothing about the parents being fat (implied by kid being fat but no article or back story, etc); nothing about child abuse by allowing the kid to be fat and unhealthy; nothing about ham-entitlement (fat parents blaming the school for not preventing it or something); nothing about actual obesity causing the death - I mean, all kids choke. My 6-month old (who is in the 10th percentile for weight because his reflux is so bad that he just can't keep food down) chokes all the damn time, and it's terrifying. Additionally, she was 5- she certainly had no autonomy to decide what she would or wouldn't eat. It's not her fault she was fat. So, basically all we have here is "5 year old dies from super-common accidental cause that happens to skinny kids too, and it's funny because she was fat." That's where the line was. I guess (for me at least) chalk it up to not enough actual, deserved fat hate to make it a worthy post.