Profile overview for Gismonda.
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This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

2 submissions to fatpeoplehate

This user has so far shared a total of 0 links, started a total of 2 discussions and submitted a total of 8 comments.

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Submissions: This user has upvoted 0 and downvoted 0 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 11 and downvoted 0 comments.

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5 highest rated submissions:

I got stuck with a ham as a roommate because of it's "cundishuns.", submitted: 1/20/2016 5:27:56 PM, 182 points (+189|-7)

Updates on the butterhuffer roommate: Hammy has a crush on a shitlord. , submitted: 1/25/2016 12:08:13 AM, 160 points (+171|-11)

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Updates on the butterhuffer roommate: Hammy has a crush on a shitlord. , submitted: 1/25/2016 12:08:13 AM, 160 points (+171|-11)

I got stuck with a ham as a roommate because of it's "cundishuns.", submitted: 1/20/2016 5:27:56 PM, 182 points (+189|-7)

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I got stuck with a ham as a roommate because of it's "cundishuns." submitted by Gismonda to fatpeoplehate

Gismonda 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago

If she's dumb enough to steal food/my belongings I'll 100% report it, but I don't want to lie and risk losing housing for the rest of my time here.

I'm also usually not that straight forward with my shitlording with people I have to see on a regular basis, but I was tipsy, and when I drink I'm brutally honest.

And I definitely bring over a few shitlord guys I know and see what goes down.

Updates on the butterhuffer roommate: Hammy has a crush on a shitlord. submitted by Gismonda to fatpeoplehate

Gismonda 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago

If someone can come up with a really good name I'll use it every time I make a post.

I got stuck with a ham as a roommate because of it's "cundishuns." submitted by Gismonda to fatpeoplehate

Gismonda 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago

I really doubt they'd do anything this semester. Our waiting list for housing is ridiculous. If anything they might tell me to try and get a dingle room next year.

Edit: Meant single not dingle. But I won't edit it out for the sake of GerbilParachuteSquad's joke.

3 lowest rated comments:

I got stuck with a ham as a roommate because of it's "cundishuns." submitted by Gismonda to fatpeoplehate

Gismonda 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

I would love to share pics of this beast with you, but if there's even a chance she could find them (which there is) I really don't want to deal with the consequences.
Maybe once the semester ends and I never have to see her again I'll post some.

Updates on the butterhuffer roommate: Hammy has a crush on a shitlord. submitted by Gismonda to fatpeoplehate

Gismonda 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

What seems off, exactly? I'm genuinely curious because I tried to tell everything exactly as it happened.

Updates on the butterhuffer roommate: Hammy has a crush on a shitlord. submitted by Gismonda to fatpeoplehate

Gismonda 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

I understand what you're saying, a lot of the stories I read on here I tend to take with a grain of salt, too.

My post got long so I left out some details that could've cleared up your confusion maybe? Hammy has admitted to having crushes on a ton of guys on campus, so it's not too bizarre that she had a crush on the guy I was hooking up with because it is a small school. Maybe she thinks the more guys she shows interest in the better chance she has at landing one?

Hammy is also the type of person that gives their two cents to everyone. With the comments she makes to me about wearing make-up or how I dress, she'll make similar comments to other people about other things. Whether it be how the dress/talk/study, just the dumbest things, and not a lot of people defend themselves, they just take it and ignore her. So when someone does talk back to her she doesn't know what to say back, she's not used to being put in her place.

And the shitlord talking like a generic teenage girl was due to the mixture of alcohol and his personality.

I'm not making up stories on the internet for fake points. These points mean nothing, I'm not bragging to my friends and family that some people upvoted something I wrote. If I wanted to embellish the story I'd say that broke a chair when sitting on it, or that I shitlorded her so hard she killed herself.