Profile overview for CowboyXero.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

24 submissions to whatever

12 submissions to videos

12 submissions to Showerthoughts

8 submissions to Jokes

5 submissions to music

This user has so far shared a total of 86 links, started a total of 45 discussions and submitted a total of 2031 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 439 and downvoted 73 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 272 and downvoted 254 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

Moses Was The First Man To Ever Download From Cloud To Tablet, submitted: 3/31/2018 5:27:23 AM, 133 points (+141|-8)

How To Royally Fuck Gilette., submitted: 1/15/2019 4:28:13 AM, 60 points (+60|-0)

MCCAIN: A One-Man Case for Term Limits, submitted: 8/27/2018 4:10:23 PM, 27 points (+28|-1)

Styxhexenhammer666 - I Officially Announce My Run for Governor in Vermont, submitted: 4/12/2018 5:01:43 PM, 27 points (+29|-2)

Antifa Should Just Call Themselves "American Bolsheviks", submitted: 5/13/2017 5:40:04 PM, 23 points (+24|-1)

5 lowest rated submissions:

50 Dirty Jokes in 5 Minutes, submitted: 8/23/2018 8:11:55 AM, -5 points (+1|-6)

50 Offensive Jokes in 3 Minutes, submitted: 8/23/2018 8:04:48 AM, -4 points (+2|-6)

30 OFFENSIVE JOKES in Under 4 Minutes, submitted: 8/23/2018 8:08:29 AM, -3 points (+3|-6)

Trump: Take guns first, then go through due process, submitted: 3/1/2018 6:42:42 AM, -2 points (+3|-5)

What Is The American Dream?, submitted: 4/30/2018 11:22:55 PM, -1 points (+2|-3)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Can we stop using the term SJW and call them what they are: NEO FASCISTS? submitted by mHtt to AskVoat

CowboyXero 1 points 56 points (+57|-1) ago

Professional Victims. I wouldn't give them the satisfaction of anything else.

He pissing sure didn't think this through. submitted by Decidueye to funny

CowboyXero 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Never more relevant.

Dilbert: Climate Science submitted by guinness2 to politics

CowboyXero 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago

The only questions I have asked and have never once had answered are the following:

  1. How will taxing me further stop the climate from changing?

  2. What guarantee do I have that the climate will never change?

  3. Exactly what dollar amount stops this?

That's all. Maybe I'll get lucky this time.

3 lowest rated comments:

Clinton's 25 dead body guards, 25. submitted by NotOfIt to Conspiracy

CowboyXero 15 points -13 points (+2|-15) ago

I'm calling bullshit. I can't think of even two people who would lay down their lives for her. Doubt I could even find one that would actually take money to do it without feeling the need to shower four times per day.

Why do people not like the new Ghostbusters trailers? submitted by IndigoElectric to ELI5

CowboyXero 7 points -6 points (+1|-7) ago

Honestly, I couldn't tell you. Personally, I loved the movies. I watched the cartoon as a kid even through it's many stylized changes and the discussions between Egon being blond-haired with that stupid tube-shaped hairdo were very few and far between. My friends and I even talked about the differences in uniform color from the movies to the cartoon. Though the cartoon explained it away, the movies never once followed suit. No big deal to us.

Personally, I'm going to see it (fuck the downvoats for that) and, as I've stated before, if it sucks I'll never watch it again.

Bottom line, it's movies. Hey, look, the most political the original Ghostbusters ever got was when Venkman tried to convince the fictional mayor of NYC that he'd be saving the lives of his registered voters. Then again, unless they're slapping Hillary, Trump or Sanders bumper stickers on the Ecto-1, I don't see the political statement this movie's trying to make.

Just take this approach. If you're going to a movie, just go in expecting to see a good movie, you know something worth whatever the cost of admission is. If the story sucks, the acting is bad and the direction is shit, okay then it was a shit movie, remake or not. If you walk away and you liked it, then fuck anyone else's opinion, you liked it. If you and I saw the same movie and I despised it while you loved the hell out of it, that's fine.

Best theory and TL;DR version: It's the internet and everyone is a self-important movie critic.

Jewish Woman Talks About Ritual Killings on Oprah submitted by gnexus to videos

CowboyXero 6 points -6 points (+0|-6) ago

There are some problems I have with the Satanic Ritual Abuse story. First, it's been debunked as a lot of people seeking attention that got it and got it easily during the late 80s and early 90s when this was a huge moral panic in this country. I mean listen to her. "I've blocked out most of it with my Multiple Personality Disorder." While, yes, DID does kinda have that effect, it also has another one for people to conveniently say they've repressed memories. The second thing is that the stories are so intricate in a lot of one-on-one settings like books that supposedly "tell all" that another convenience takes place, a narrative that fills in the blanks with regressive hypnosis. Many times, this hypnosis is the hypnotist leading the person that was put under. Nice.

The whole thing got it's start from Mike Warnke's book The Satan Seller which turned out to be a hoax and then Michelle Remembers by Michelle Smith...also a hoax.

Also, let's really think about this for a second. Let's assume that some women are kept specifically for breeding. Then these women have to be kept secret and they also have to be cared for through the pregnancy. The baby is born and then "sacrificed" or killed to honor some demonic entity.

Okay. Where are the bodies? Why is it that not one single solitary shred of evidence has ever turned up? Ever. Save for these people and their fifteen minutes of shame on Oprah or whatever trashy daytime TV talk show they may inhabit, that's all we have. And, hey, I get it, these stories are so fucking horrible why would you ever question them?

Sounds kinda familiar actually. I mean I remember being told to look under my bed for...what was it? Terrorists? Racists? School Shooters? I mean it seems like there's a Flavor of The Week to this shit.