Profile overview for CosmoMcKinley.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

4 submissions to fatpeoplehate

This user has so far shared a total of 4 links, started a total of 0 discussions and submitted a total of 2061 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 1857 and downvoted 2 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 2781 and downvoted 143 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

BritFats REE-ing that their children can't drink beetus juice for a few hours a day. The horror!, submitted: 1/23/2018 5:52:04 PM, 44 points (+44|-0)

Sports Illustrated Adding Even More Pork To The Menu!, submitted: 2/5/2018 7:15:05 PM, 24 points (+25|-1)

Fatass Wipe: The Motion Picture, submitted: 12/3/2017 7:45:31 PM, 15 points (+15|-0)

Yet another fatboy whining because he's outgrown the world, Dental Edition., submitted: 12/4/2017 8:45:38 PM, 14 points (+14|-0)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Yet another fatboy whining because he's outgrown the world, Dental Edition., submitted: 12/4/2017 8:45:38 PM, 14 points (+14|-0)

Fatass Wipe: The Motion Picture, submitted: 12/3/2017 7:45:31 PM, 15 points (+15|-0)

Sports Illustrated Adding Even More Pork To The Menu!, submitted: 2/5/2018 7:15:05 PM, 24 points (+25|-1)

BritFats REE-ing that their children can't drink beetus juice for a few hours a day. The horror!, submitted: 1/23/2018 5:52:04 PM, 44 points (+44|-0)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Coffee shop refuses to hire ham who cant fit behind bar, ham sues for "discrimination" submitted by daskapitalist to fatpeoplehate

CosmoMcKinley 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago

“Sorry, you’re just not a good fit?”

Comedy gold.

Staying fit during pregnancy is insane, you need to gain fat for the baby to have more room to move! submitted by LegendarySock to fatpeoplehate

CosmoMcKinley 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago

Hate to break it to the Crisco Crybabies, but "roomy" is a euphemism. That "extra room" they've graced themselves with is already full of adipose tissue. A giant belly is not a fucking ballroom for a fetus to stretch its fucking legs you fucking moron fucks.

Fuck.

I went to a diner where all the seats and tables were original from the 1940s and noticed something. submitted by Justaddcoffee to fatpeoplehate

CosmoMcKinley 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago

Luckily Marylin Monroe came forward a few years later with her 300 lbs. of pure sex appeal to teach us what real women were supposed to look like.

3 lowest rated comments:

Protesting people who actually exercise. submitted by Dark_Shroud to fatpeoplehate

CosmoMcKinley 8 points -4 points (+4|-8) ago

Some healthy individuals with nothing better to do than protest a bicycle lane I'd say. Hey, at least they're not howling outside an abortion clinic. Must be their day off that.

Gormless looking behemoth wants to know if it has a face for modeling, what do you think? submitted by BrawBrichtNicht to fatpeoplehate

CosmoMcKinley 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago

21 is the new 45-and-really-let-myself-go-during-pregnancy. Sadly, this creature is an 8/10 compared to all too many of its contemporaries. At least it still has a vaguely female form. Most seem to be going straight for that stylish "lump of fat with a smaller lump of fat on top" look.

Hits every point on the ham check list submitted by Wizardslayer to fatpeoplehate

CosmoMcKinley 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago

Was that person perhaps... you?