Profile overview for whyme5005.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

33 submissions to fatpeoplehate

This user has so far shared a total of 0 links, started a total of 33 discussions and submitted a total of 81 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 81 and downvoted 0 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 253 and downvoted 4 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

My EatBeast Roommate Lost it (rant), submitted: 2/20/2016 7:33:13 PM, 249 points (+251|-2)

EatBeast Roommate Outlines Its Terms, submitted: 2/26/2016 8:55:43 PM, 195 points (+200|-5)

UPDATE: EatBeast Roommate Comes Back from the Mental Hospital, submitted: 2/24/2016 6:04:25 AM, 188 points (+189|-1)

UPDATE: EatBeast Roommate Moved Back In , submitted: 2/26/2016 12:00:13 AM, 169 points (+172|-3)

UPDATE: Eatbeast Roommate is Actually a Child, submitted: 3/5/2016 8:33:18 PM, 150 points (+156|-6)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Ex Boyfriend's Beetus Mom (Feat. Yicky Pig Child), submitted: 6/19/2016 6:38:09 PM, 9 points (+9|-0)

Lard Goblin Almost Causes me to Miss a Flight, submitted: 3/2/2017 7:57:40 PM, 21 points (+21|-0)

EatBeast Roommate Health Update, submitted: 9/22/2016 2:23:54 AM, 24 points (+24|-0)

The Beetus Drink to End All Beetus Drinks, submitted: 7/21/2017 11:16:17 AM, 30 points (+30|-0)

UPDATE: Hambeast Roommate Makes Hilariously Terrible Financial Decisions, submitted: 7/11/2016 8:01:25 PM, 30 points (+30|-0)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

UPDATE: EatBeast Roommate Comes Back from the Mental Hospital submitted by whyme5005 to fatpeoplehate

whyme5005 0 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago

The only reason I left was because I didn't want it to have a freak-out and kill itself while I was there (I'm squeamish around blood, imagine tons of blood AND a mountain of adipose shit). Don't worry- once it had retreated into its 'safe-space' my shitlady friends and I went back and had a little fashion show in its 4X pants.

Author's note: not one, but TWO shitladies can fit in ONE leg!

My EatBeast Roommate Lost it (rant) submitted by whyme5005 to fatpeoplehate

whyme5005 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago

Before I lived with Jabba the Bitch, I just sort of assumed that living with a beast would be like living with a normal girl, only she'd just take up more space on the couch. Now, I realize that the mass amounts of shit she shoves in her face has rendered her mental state to that of an inbred toddler.

A trend I've noticed concerning hambeasts and clubs... submitted by BearJewAGH to fatpeoplehate

whyme5005 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago

Just take the person you like up one flight of stairs. Stairs are like moats for fat people.

3 lowest rated comments:

Fatty Flashback: Eatbeast Roommate Ruins a Party submitted by whyme5005 to fatpeoplehate

whyme5005 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

What exactly is BPD?

EatBeast Roommate and Some Weeknight Shitladying submitted by whyme5005 to fatpeoplehate

whyme5005 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago

Just doing the good lord's work :)

Fats and Makeup submitted by whyme5005 to fatpeoplehate

whyme5005 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Hell, if a shitlady is into makeup, carry on! You use the makeup to accentuate, not to paint on features that Lord Beetus has veiled in adipose.