Profile overview for invisiblecalories.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

33 submissions to fatpeoplehate

This user has so far shared a total of 28 links, started a total of 5 discussions and submitted a total of 1570 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 2492 and downvoted 68 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 18118 and downvoted 264 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

My travels in Hamerica (album), submitted: 5/24/2016 2:27:26 PM, 144 points (+146|-2)

Whisper is a den of obeasts, submitted: 8/22/2016 6:55:02 PM, 109 points (+110|-1)

Downfall of America's military is official: Navy to allow the fattest fats to get even fatter, submitted: 3/6/2016 7:28:12 PM, 94 points (+97|-3)

"Everybody was going on my Facebook saying she's dead, she's dead, she's dead... (heavy breathing) I'm not dead! (teehee)", submitted: 12/24/2015 10:42:07 AM, 84 points (+86|-2)

Even Oprah doesn't want to see your gunt in a crop top, submitted: 7/11/2015 12:23:45 PM, 67 points (+70|-3)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Musical Mayo Guzzlers, submitted: 2/26/2017 10:52:13 PM, 8 points (+8|-0)

House cow almost dies from putting gas station cheese on Doritos, submitted: 5/19/2017 10:57:35 AM, 8 points (+8|-0)

Free Willy 2016: PUT IT BACK IN THE WATER., submitted: 5/20/2016 9:23:58 PM, 10 points (+10|-0)

Accidentally shitlorded a family, submitted: 4/15/2017 6:44:49 PM, 12 points (+12|-0)

Middle school moonface, submitted: 10/27/2016 6:16:38 PM, 13 points (+14|-1)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

The perfect lover submitted by skymod to fatpeoplehate

invisiblecalories 0 points 95 points (+95|-0) ago

Ah, yes. The only two options in life: a 110lb heroin addict or Michael Moore eating Cheetos in your bed and soaking the sheets with beetus sweat.

Who wants some Burger King backwash up in their crotch? Line up, ladies!

This shit is infuriating submitted by Hamdragonslayer to fatpeoplehate

invisiblecalories 0 points 71 points (+71|-0) ago

It's gotten to the point that even seeing a healthy weight man makes him automatically attractive to me. While it's not true, I'd rather a fit man cheat on me with another woman than have to lay under some fat folds while he cheats on me with Doritos.

I was almost thrown out of an airshow for making an obeast woman cry submitted by Sniktun2 to fatpeoplehate

invisiblecalories 2 points 62 points (+64|-2) ago

You shouldn't feel guilty. I hate women getting away with assault just because they have a vagina. I'm not saying a tiny person should be massively overpowered (obviously wouldn't apply to a fat fucking planet anyway), but if you hurt someone you deserve to be put in your place. That's feminism for me, the right to get smacked the fuck back.

3 lowest rated comments:

One line offiicial looks after herself, the other does not...... submitted by Sniktun2 to fatpeoplehate

invisiblecalories 12 points -6 points (+6|-12) ago

They're both fat

Femayo reeeing because sister has lost more weight than her but is "unhealthy" submitted by H8fatties to fatpeoplehate

invisiblecalories 4 points -2 points (+2|-4) ago

I'd say "maybe if you were really short," but even toddlers need more calories than that.

Edit: apparently two of you are retarded enough to think 800 calories is enough for an adult. A 2 year old needs at least 1000 calories and they're below your hip tall, so try again. If you're Verne Troyer in a coma we can talk, until then enjoy r/FatLogic.

The Cheerleader Effect (Tumblrina Edition album) submitted by invisiblecalories to fatpeoplehate

invisiblecalories 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago

These pictures are all publicly available, I'm not sharing anyone's private stash. FPH doesn't harass anyone unless they come here looking for it.

If I commented about how they all have fupas, is that sexualizing minors? Nothing is sexual about this unless that's where your mind goes, which is a personal issue. That's like people who complain about toddlers wearing bikinis. Would you feel a teenage boy was sexualized if we made fun of him for having moobs?