Profile overview for human_harpoon.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

36 submissions to fatpeoplehate

1 submissions to fphdiscussion

This user has so far shared a total of 31 links, started a total of 6 discussions and submitted a total of 213 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 124 and downvoted 60 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 299 and downvoted 92 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

Some solid shitlording from American Dad, submitted: 12/13/2015 2:00:57 PM, 147 points (+150|-3)

Reasonable airline wants to weigh its passengers - fatty screams opression, submitted: 12/7/2015 10:18:03 PM, 135 points (+137|-2)

"Big, fat, fabulous" collapses at danceathon, submitted: 5/30/2016 5:47:52 PM, 99 points (+100|-1)

Some fat roasting with bonus butthurt comments, submitted: 2/22/2016 2:17:27 AM, 81 points (+83|-2)

This terrifying obeast's hips have a circumference of 8 feet, submitted: 12/3/2015 12:28:13 AM, 77 points (+78|-1)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Too fat to even stand in skis, submitted: 7/23/2016 5:59:54 AM, 1 points (+3|-2)

'Fitness Star Rapper' featuring whale Whitney about muffin tops?!, submitted: 11/21/2015 7:08:00 PM, 2 points (+2|-0)

Constant downvotes on FPH?, submitted: 12/7/2015 11:45:05 AM, 2 points (+5|-3)

Fattie spends money on shapewear and makeup but not losing weight, submitted: 11/17/2015 9:51:05 AM, 3 points (+3|-0)

[NSFW] Fat really uh jiggles, submitted: 12/8/2015 10:32:06 AM, 4 points (+5|-1)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Fatty sabotages boyfriend's diet so he'll become as fat as her, gets dumped submitted by zombieoutbreak to fatpeoplehate

human_harpoon 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago

Happy ending for a new shitlord! It says a lot about a fat when they issue an ultimatum like "If you love me, you'll be obese"

Morbidly Obese Cunt celebrates after losing 1lb-- Get's butthurt when someone told her it's just poo weight. submitted by GymmieRustle to fatpeoplehate

human_harpoon 1 points 50 points (+51|-1) ago

When the top comment says "But don't forget to leave room in your calories for treats! Life without wine & chocolate is not worth living, imo!"

Bitch if she keeps guzzling wine and chocolate, she's not going to have a life to live. 4'9" and almost 200lbs. Pretty sure the ham's problem isn't forgetting the 'treats'

"We love in&out." A Yelp fatty whinges about its fast food submitted by journalistsarelazy to fatpeoplehate

human_harpoon 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago

"So my wife has chrons and celiac" - and they eat out at Wendy's, In n Out, Carls Jr, and Denny's...That's just dumb.

3 lowest rated comments:

Fatlogic in my high school's newspaper. Did you know that thin sexy women only exist thanks to photoshop? submitted by SatansFavoriteFukToy to fatpeoplehate

human_harpoon 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago

This is neither fatlogic nor incorrect. Even the most beautiful supermodels are airbrushed and photoshopped in ads and magazine covers. You're naive if you think otherwise.

Edit: Also off-topic. Don't see anything about thin people or fat people.

Next time just let the fatty fall. submitted by Phillyshitlord to fatpeoplehate

human_harpoon 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago

We're talking about the one in the maxi dress right? Honestly I can't tell if she's fat or if the dress is just super voluminous. Could someone educate me please?

Meanwhile in Porkistan... submitted by SUPA_FUPA to fatpeoplehate

human_harpoon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

I'm not surprised by this at all. They cook almost everything in butter, and sweets are literally just sugar and butter. It was okay back when everyone was working hard labour jobs every day, but now it's unsustainable.