Profile overview for darthbrodin.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

47 submissions to fatpeoplehate

2 submissions to fphdiscussion

1 submissions to Showerthoughts

1 submissions to fph

This user has so far shared a total of 26 links, started a total of 25 discussions and submitted a total of 658 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 182 and downvoted 7 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 880 and downvoted 24 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

"Fathletes" LOL, submitted: 8/5/2015 3:16:16 PM, 228 points (+231|-3)

WTF Kotex?, submitted: 7/20/2017 3:17:55 PM, 134 points (+136|-2)

Thinking of a Caribbean cruise? Think again, shitlords., submitted: 10/7/2015 7:11:14 PM, 118 points (+120|-2)

Doctor privately bares her shitlord soul, submitted: 6/2/2017 8:28:28 PM, 96 points (+102|-6)

Fit mom, fat mom, submitted: 5/15/2017 1:00:39 PM, 80 points (+81|-1)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Couldn't order human sized meal at Noodles & Company, submitted: 12/30/2015 3:28:28 PM, 1 points (+1|-0)

Fantasies about "societal change" only involve those in which the one doing the fantasizing is somehow bettered by it., submitted: 8/25/2015 7:11:53 PM, 2 points (+2|-0)

Making the deaf wish they were also blind, submitted: 8/11/2016 2:42:53 PM, 3 points (+3|-0)

Before HAES, there was this asshole, submitted: 8/5/2015 8:52:14 PM, 4 points (+6|-2)

Sanders wants single payer? Fine, if America weren't so goddamned fat., submitted: 9/21/2017 3:11:15 PM, 4 points (+4|-0)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Fatty stands for *gasp* four hours, has knee pain, doc tells her HAES is bull, fatty tells him to fuck off. submitted by cheesewh0re to fatpeoplehate

darthbrodin 0 points 99 points (+99|-0) ago

People are only emotionally affected by the things they believe. Emotions always, always sort out the truth from the lies.

You can preach to everybody whom you know about the wonders of HAES, you can write thousands of Tumblrs about it, you can swear up and down that you believe it yourself.

But when you go to the doctor and he tells you that your knees hurt because you're a fat fuck and HAES is bullshit, and it makes you cry for half an hour, then I know what you truly believe - which is what we all truly believe, and know to be true. The doctor is right, HAES is bullshit, and you've been deceiving yourself because it enables you to avoid the unpleasant truth which is that your sloth, gluttonous ways have finally begun to catch up to you and your HAES lies were just convenient excuses for not getting off the couch and turning your life around.

TIL Bacteria from M&Ms cause people to become obese submitted by LegendarySock to fatpeoplehate

darthbrodin 0 points 89 points (+89|-0) ago

I like how at the end she quotes this person as, "In addition to my job of being a mother, I'm also a doctor."

That sounds like the script of a Neosporin commercial.

The Obese ruin everything. submitted by JessiEPRN to fatpeoplehate

darthbrodin 0 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago

And the upcoming shortage of health care providers will be attributed to all the wrong things because nobody is allowed to tell the truth. Nobody is going to say, "I was thinking about becoming a nurse, but the idea of taking care of morbidly obese people all day disgusts me." But it will be the truth.

3 lowest rated comments:

An angry obeast gives chase submitted by Little_Kitty to fatpeoplehate

darthbrodin 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago

I run rather than cycle and I encounter the occasional asshat (almost always fat) who breaks rules like cruises past the stop sign into the crosswalk, because, in his defense, he can't see shit from where the stop sign is, but he still needs to look for pedestrians in or about to be in the crosswalk before he does it.

I often reflexively curse or throw up fingers and it always makes me feel bad... on one hand it's potentially my life at risk thanks to their malfeasance but usually it's an honest mistake, and I could have stopped before crossing just to make sure, but I didn't; I had the right of way and I took it.

Looking at that video, I have to say that the biker was being a fucking wanker. The driver, fat as he may have been, was basically as close as he could be to the side of the road without hitting the parked cars.

Self-righteous athletes with a bad attitude make drivers more likely to act aggressively and cavalier to the athletes with good ones.

Because moving from obese to obese isn't progress you stupid pig submitted by Fatkini to fatpeoplehate

darthbrodin 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago

"I still feel like the same disgusting whale."

No fat sympathy, she's still a disgusting whale, but admission is the first step to recovery. Many shitlords started as disgusting whales and realized their self loathing was really just loathing for fat people, of which they themselves were one.

672 days at a 500 calories deficit caused her to go from 221 lbs to 231 pounds. submitted by HarpoC to fatpeoplehate

darthbrodin 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago

Okay. I'll put a pound of broccoli on a scale, and you put a pound of butter on the scale. Who's getting fatter? 16 ounces of butter is 3200 calories, approximately. 16 ounces of broccoli is about a 160.

I guess you could read that she actually did nutrition lookup. But that's exactly the kind of lying by omission hams do. They handwave around the process by which they determine the caloric value of the food they eat. The energy (calories) in food varies greatly from food to food, pound for pound.

Suppose hammy is a clueless ham (which is evidenced ad nauseum) and thinks you can put food on a scale and then multiply (pounds * 3500) to come up with calorie value of the food. I know, I know. How can anyone be so stupid, right? This is a hamplanet who claims she gained 5 pounds from what, a 500 calorie daily deficit.