Profile overview for dancemonkey.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

43 submissions to brexit

27 submissions to fatpeoplehate

7 submissions to TrumpLadies

6 submissions to AskVoat

4 submissions to europeanculture

This user has so far shared a total of 83 links, started a total of 30 discussions and submitted a total of 1632 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 426 and downvoted 92 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 2159 and downvoted 202 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

What the actual fuck has happened to Kelly Clarkson?!, submitted: 2/26/2016 12:52:51 PM, 135 points (+135|-0)

I just laughed so hard at this that a little bit of wee came out..., submitted: 7/1/2015 4:29:32 PM, 110 points (+110|-0)

By popular request: Obeasts do Disney, submitted: 2/7/2018 1:50:11 PM, 54 points (+54|-0)

Instaham is triggered by chick with famous parents and killer abs, submitted: 4/23/2016 5:37:55 PM, 53 points (+53|-0)

Transcript of CNN debate with Raging Chestpain's 600lb gf and FPH fave Meme Roth , submitted: 10/18/2015 8:16:14 PM, 38 points (+38|-0)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

So a mayo barge walks into our stables today... submitted by LittleBittz to fatpeoplehate

dancemonkey 0 points 62 points (+62|-0) ago

You just respond with "we have to consider the welfare of our animals before the feelings of very overweight individuals." She's happy to break a horse's back rather than be slightly offended. Even horses that pull heavy loads like carthorses etc have equipment to balance the load. You can't just expect their spines to take a 300lb weight.

Amy Schumer, Self-Identified Slut, Shames a Teenage Boy Who Suggested Shes a Slut submitted by elkanahaon to SJWHate

dancemonkey 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago

Poor lad clearly thought he was in on the joke and she has a massive sense of humour failure about it. If there had been some chick make this joke about, say Russell Brand (or another male comedian with a reputation) you would not have got this kind of reaction. She's a hypocrite and a plain nasty person.

"No girl has legs or thighs like these." submitted by TRlGGERED to fatpeoplehate

dancemonkey 1 points 36 points (+37|-1) ago

I wish they didn't virtue signal with the "ooooooooooooooh we don't body shame" bullshit. Thigh gap is partly to do with your body shape, so people who are slim or fit could have touching things if they are narrow hipped, but I'm so sick of pandering to the fats. Fucking be ashamed of your disgusting lack of discipline and self respect.

3 lowest rated comments:

Crybullies shut down a father/daughter dance. "Not inclusive" even though everyone was invited, not just dads and daughters. submitted by gota_party to SJWHate

dancemonkey 5 points -4 points (+1|-5) ago

No but what's the point of making a load of teenagers feel like shit for not having a dad when that's patently not their fault? That's just a dickhead move.

Christian adoption agency reverses policy, will place kids with 'LGBT' couples submitted by mattsixteen24 to news

dancemonkey 8 points -4 points (+4|-8) ago

I don't care about gays adopting. There are good gay people out there that aren't abusers. Better than a group home where they'll almost definitely be abused. It's not ideal but it gets a kid into an actual home out of the system. What I have a massive problem with is gay men being able to rent a woman's womb because they're too squeamish for fanny and they would rather stick it in some dude's asshole.

Invading Army submitted by icuntstopswearing to politics

dancemonkey 4 points -3 points (+1|-4) ago

Fuck's sake, get a grip you incel moron. They're coming anyway, someone has to check up on them to keep their nose clean and report it to the govt when they step out of live so that it's easier to deport them.