Profile overview for cyclops1771.
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This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

181 submissions to soapdoxbanhammer

39 submissions to WarFollowing

28 submissions to whatever

20 submissions to SoapboxBanhammer

17 submissions to PaddysPub

This user has so far shared a total of 321 links, started a total of 20 discussions and submitted a total of 6386 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 1264 and downvoted 573 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 1299 and downvoted 305 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

Fatty gets invited over for sexy time, she sees him, NOPES right out., submitted: 1/4/2016 6:38:39 PM, 140 points (+142|-2)

This is pretty much every bar in Manhattan I have ever been to, submitted: 12/7/2018 4:53:03 AM, 99 points (+99|-0)

If YouWant to Kill Drug Dealers, Start with Big Pharma, submitted: 4/6/2018 4:01:52 PM, 83 points (+86|-3)

Shitlording vending machine, submitted: 5/10/2016 6:57:34 PM, 62 points (+62|-0)

My day at Costco, submitted: 11/9/2015 3:08:49 PM, 55 points (+59|-4)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Pigfucker regrets marrying lazy pig. Reeing ensues. submitted by Samegain to fatpeoplehate

cyclops1771 0 points 191 points (+191|-0) ago

Outside working all day. Porkbarrel wife comes out a few times, telling me I'm doing it wrong or adding to my list

Goes back inside without helping, thinking she helped by pointing out all the other things for me to do.

Fuck it, getting a beer. And another.

Yard looks fucking awesome. Beer tasted fucking good.

Enjoying my hard work and how kick ass my demesnes looks.

Time to get some chow. I'm sure the piggie cooked up a nice meal for me, since it stayed inside all day.

Where's dinner?

We're going out to sports bar place with my piggie friends! Bring your credit card, you're buying! TeeHee!

WTF did it do all day? Netflix binging on some teen love show or vampires or some shit.

Fuck this. "Not going. I'm tired. I'll just amke something here, but you go have fun." So pissed, can't stand the sight of it anymore.

"Blubberblubberblubber" Fuckit, it won't shut up, "Ok, I'm going." Pissed even more.

Piggie and friends babbling. Try to ignore them, watch the MMA on TV.

Piggie won't leave me alone. Orders 2 sets of apps (for the table, yeah right) All deep fried. Burger, more fries. Double the cheese! Can I get 2 sides of ranch. I LOVE Ranch on my fries. Teehee! I'll just have another beer. So tired of this life. What did I get myslef into?

Piggie STILL won't leave me alone. Look, Tits Udders Magee, I came out. I'm here, can I just sit here in silence while you talk for 1 fucking minute? blubberblubberblubber continues. Pay attention to ME! REEE!

"Penny for your thoughts!"

Fuck it. Tired, drunk, and sick of this shit. Tried to be nice by ignoring it. You want my opinion? Fine.

See that girl up there? She works on her body. She doesn't just whine about shit, she goes out and does shit. She doesn't bitch at others for working while she binges on Netflix, she goes out and does stuff. Maybe if you had HELPED in the yard today, I wouldn't be so tired, you'd get some well needed exercise, and you wouldn't look like a goddamned refrigerator on its side.

REEEEEE!

Why hasn't the right picked up environmentalism? submitted by Lord_Mari to AskVoat

cyclops1771 4 points 89 points (+93|-4) ago

First, because "conserving the environment" has nothing to do with the political movement of "environmentalism." Environmentalism is simply eco-socialism. It uses everyone's love/enjoyment of pristine nature and ties it directly to political power and control of individual freedom and actions.

People on the right don't litter, don't pollute, hate companies that intentionally pollute, and generally keep their own areas well maintained. IN addition, the people on the right have never fought against clean air, clean water, etc. Never. Not once.

They have argued against imposing industry crushing regulations that harm actually human families or retard progress or technologies.

Redditor Explains Why Reddit Embraced SJW's submitted by EarlPoncho to MeanwhileOnReddit

cyclops1771 0 points 74 points (+74|-0) ago

I knew some real life hippies.

They would make their own clothes, lived in their van.

The most capitalistic mother fuckers ever. They just didnt have ambition.

Story: Worked at a grocery store. Local chain, so had lots of autonomy.
Beer distributor comes in. He bought a shit load of some Minneapolis beer called "Pig's Eye".
Shit didn't sell back in the days of "Bud Light" dominance. Comes to us, hey, I need some help unloading this stuff. Big places won't buy any of it. help a brother out? We buy 5 pallets of this fine craft beer. Comes to $1 a six pack after all the rebates and discounts.
Shit is fantastic. We mark it to $3/ six pack back when Miller Lite was selling for $3.99 or $4.49 a sixer. These hippies come in. We know them, they are cool AF. Ask about this beer. We tell them the story. They ask for a discount if they buy a bunch. Sure. State law says the minimum we can sell it for is a 33% margin. We offer them 20 cases for $2 / sixer. We still make a 50% margin, and they make some money.
They buy 2 20lb bags of ice for $4, and spend $84. Leave happy as shit. They drive to a Dead show about 120 miles away chilling the beer on the way. Arrive at the show, sell cold beer for $1.50 EACH.
Pocket $7/sixer in pure hippie profit.
20 cases = 80 sixers = $560 profit in about 2 hours.

Used it to buy themselves gas money, tickets to show, and off to the next show.
Adding in selling dancing bears and stolen faces stickers for $2 that they bought for $1 at the local headshop, and they cleared about $1000 that show.

These people know how to make money.

3 lowest rated comments:

If the JEWS control everything, why have they been without a nation-state for 5600 for the last 6000 years? submitted by GIF-lLL-S0NG to AskVoat

cyclops1771 15 points -15 points (+0|-15) ago

IOW, the Rothschild Jews are WAY smarter than whites. Therefore, they are elites and deserved to be worshipped and obeyed.

If the JEWS control everything, why have they been without a nation-state for 5600 for the last 6000 years? submitted by GIF-lLL-S0NG to AskVoat

cyclops1771 9 points -9 points (+0|-9) ago

It' almost like white people are the Down's Syndrome retards of the world. DERP! Der Jew said it, it must be true! I saw it on da interwebz, it must be true! Yeah, I concur with your assessment of white people being dumb AF.