Profile overview for cico_cico_cico.
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This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

5 submissions to fatpeoplehate

This user has so far shared a total of 4 links, started a total of 1 discussions and submitted a total of 4 comments.

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Submissions: This user has upvoted 0 and downvoted 0 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 6 and downvoted 0 comments.

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5 highest rated submissions:

A deathfat coworker is losing a leg because of me., submitted: 3/18/2016 6:33:56 PM, 256 points (+261|-5)

Ham gets shitlorded on train, whines about it on facebook, submitted: 2/2/2016 6:23:12 AM, 154 points (+155|-1)

Ham with beetus living in a truck in a mall car park is banned from the property by a judge after abusing the disabled and pissing in public. Ham wants access to mall to charge his scooty puff., submitted: 6/27/2016 3:10:07 AM, 44 points (+44|-0)

Fatty has heart attack on Bondi Beach, submitted: 1/8/2016 1:36:32 PM, 11 points (+11|-0)

Fatty blows out knee while lifting an imaginary box, submitted: 10/26/2015 4:46:50 AM, 6 points (+6|-0)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Fatty blows out knee while lifting an imaginary box, submitted: 10/26/2015 4:46:50 AM, 6 points (+6|-0)

Fatty has heart attack on Bondi Beach, submitted: 1/8/2016 1:36:32 PM, 11 points (+11|-0)

Ham with beetus living in a truck in a mall car park is banned from the property by a judge after abusing the disabled and pissing in public. Ham wants access to mall to charge his scooty puff., submitted: 6/27/2016 3:10:07 AM, 44 points (+44|-0)

Ham gets shitlorded on train, whines about it on facebook, submitted: 2/2/2016 6:23:12 AM, 154 points (+155|-1)

A deathfat coworker is losing a leg because of me., submitted: 3/18/2016 6:33:56 PM, 256 points (+261|-5)

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3 highest rated comments:

Babies eating ice cream, idiot parents find it cute (see comments) submitted by horny_unicorn to fatpeoplehate

cico_cico_cico 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago

My father told me of a story where a friend's sister had regularly given her child bottles of Ribena to suckle on.

For those in the USA and other countries where that's not a thing, it's essentially a drink made from highly concentrated blackcurrant syrup (plus copious amounts of sugar), which you're meant to dilute with 5-6 units of water to each unit of syrup.

The child was given these bottles every day, completely undiluted!

The child's teeth were completely rotted out by the age of five, and the Department of Community Services was called in to remove the child because of this, in addition to other evidence of neglect that they had collected.

Mum and I not so subtly shitlording in a local Kmart with 7xl trousers submitted by SideOfButter to fatpeoplehate

cico_cico_cico 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago

This looks like an Aussie/NZ Kmart, so 7XL in Australian sizing is equivalent to 3XL in the United States. My dad is a hamplanet (yes, with the beetus) who lights up with glee when he finds clothing he fits in, so I am quite familiar with searching for clothing.

I was in Parramatta the other day, and my jaw dropped when I saw a billboard advertising 3XL-15XL clothing. Even the "Big Men's" clothing shops around here usually only go up to 8XL! EDIT: Found the website - http://ellusion.com.au/

A 15XL must surely be a slightly modified seven person tent!

A deathfat coworker is losing a leg because of me. submitted by cico_cico_cico to fatpeoplehate

cico_cico_cico 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago

Nah, not a forklift or anything seriously industrial like that. It's like a shopping trolley, but there aren't any sides to hold stuff in and there are three levels where we can put the shit we've picked off the shelves. I think we use a custom manufactured trolley because I can't find any images on Google of similar ones. This is probably the closest match I could find. Imagine it's got three levels instead of two, and there's a mother fucker of a lip on the bottom level which seems to be designed to catch ankles.

3 lowest rated comments:

A deathfat coworker is losing a leg because of me. submitted by cico_cico_cico to fatpeoplehate

cico_cico_cico 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago

Nah, not a forklift or anything seriously industrial like that. It's like a shopping trolley, but there aren't any sides to hold stuff in and there are three levels where we can put the shit we've picked off the shelves. I think we use a custom manufactured trolley because I can't find any images on Google of similar ones. This is probably the closest match I could find. Imagine it's got three levels instead of two, and there's a mother fucker of a lip on the bottom level which seems to be designed to catch ankles.

A deathfat coworker is losing a leg because of me. submitted by cico_cico_cico to fatpeoplehate

cico_cico_cico 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago

As far as I know, my position is secure. We've worked out that I'm not at fault in this instance based on CCTV footage.

It's all HR and the state worker compensation commission's problem now.

Mum and I not so subtly shitlording in a local Kmart with 7xl trousers submitted by SideOfButter to fatpeoplehate

cico_cico_cico 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago

This looks like an Aussie/NZ Kmart, so 7XL in Australian sizing is equivalent to 3XL in the United States. My dad is a hamplanet (yes, with the beetus) who lights up with glee when he finds clothing he fits in, so I am quite familiar with searching for clothing.

I was in Parramatta the other day, and my jaw dropped when I saw a billboard advertising 3XL-15XL clothing. Even the "Big Men's" clothing shops around here usually only go up to 8XL! EDIT: Found the website - http://ellusion.com.au/

A 15XL must surely be a slightly modified seven person tent!