Profile overview for SirPoppycock.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

27 submissions to TheBeardClub

23 submissions to asatru

19 submissions to FlasksAndFlagons

16 submissions to SoapboxBanhammer

6 submissions to AskVoat

This user has so far shared a total of 80 links, started a total of 78 discussions and submitted a total of 1645 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 2570 and downvoted 119 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 3249 and downvoted 198 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

5 lowest rated submissions:

This is bullshit, and my Voat is filled with it?, submitted: 8/12/2015 12:47:15 AM, 0 points (+7|-7)

Who on Voat recognizes my username, and why do you recognize it?, submitted: 9/18/2015 12:48:27 AM, 0 points (+5|-5)

Life is like a shotgun shell to the face. , submitted: 11/23/2015 5:36:07 AM, 1 points (+1|-0)

You god me again, /v/195. Fuck you!, submitted: 8/28/2015 12:34:54 AM, 1 points (+2|-1)

Making AUR easier to deal with., submitted: 9/1/2015 2:11:50 AM, 1 points (+1|-0)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

deleted by user submitted by deleted to AskVoat

SirPoppycock 0 points 60 points (+60|-0) ago

I'm not a Muslim, but that sounds like bullshit. More like he is jealous you get the master bedroom, and wants you to deal with the added bullshit as payback.

Edit: My wife's cousins are Muslims and come to visit from Saudi Arabi on a regular basis. None of them have ever had any weird bathroom issues. Especially none based on religion.

Hey Voat! What's the best joke you know? submitted by Angusvigerous to AskVoat

SirPoppycock 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago

A man and a woman had been married for 5 years. They decided they wanted to have a baby. It's was a hard battle for them. She was nearly barren, and he couldn't produce much. After another 5 years she finally got pregnant.. When she finally went into labor they couldn't wait. They baby came out and the doctor covered it up really quick. He said, "There is something I need to tell you about your son.... He's only a head."

The couple couldn't believe it. But, they still wanted to see their boy. They were very protective of him growing up. They didn't take him out unless they had to. But on his 21st birthday his dad thought what the hell.

He took him to the bar and bought him his first beer.. As he carefully poured it into his sons mouth the boy grew a torso. Everyone was shocked. The man quickly ordered another. As the boy drank it he grew an arm. With each drink he grew a new body part until he was finally whole.

The bar erupted in cheers! The boy jumped up screaming and yelling. He ran straight outside and danced in the street. Suddenly a bus hit him and killed him instantly.. The bar tender looked at his dad and said, "He should have quit while he was ahead."

Would you be open to Atko monetizing Voat if it meant him doing Voat full-time? submitted by Arotaes_Forgehammer to askgoat

SirPoppycock 2 points 39 points (+41|-2) ago

Of course. You can't run a business, or a site of this size, without some form of money flow to support it. And, you can't expect one person, or two, to work and take care of other responsibilities, pay for a site like this out of pocket, and dedicate the time needed to keep it running smoothly and following their vision.

There are many ways they could make money with Voat, and I fully support them.

3 lowest rated comments:

deleted by user submitted by LockeProposal to funny

SirPoppycock 8 points -3 points (+5|-8) ago

Fucking Twi-fag deserved that shit.

What are the differences between Nazi Germany and the USA? submitted by Alybad to AskVoat

SirPoppycock 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago

Don't forget they had Hitler. We just have a black guy. Then we will have another rich white guy. He's probably going to be a dirty racist who constantly rapes women too.

That moment when you realized you're no good at math. submitted by silverdrake3 to funny

SirPoppycock 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago

Why is there a hip Colonel Sanders asking some little girl math questions?