Profile overview for JircleCerking.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

3 submissions to AskVoat

3 submissions to funny

2 submissions to IAMA

1 submissions to ideasforvoat

1 submissions to politics

This user has so far shared a total of 8 links, started a total of 8 discussions and submitted a total of 172 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 193 and downvoted 1 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 301 and downvoted 1 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

I PRed on my comebacks, submitted: 7/8/2015 8:17:42 PM, 140 points (+140|-0)

IAMA intoxicated. Heavily. , submitted: 7/12/2015 4:32:17 AM, 30 points (+34|-4)

posted this to a running thread. they didn't find my mental running game funny, submitted: 7/18/2015 4:38:22 AM, 23 points (+27|-4)

I really hope that my IT department doesn't look at our browser history, submitted: 7/14/2015 6:03:03 PM, 17 points (+17|-0)

ELI5: The 100 score to be able to downvote, submitted: 7/8/2015 9:30:05 PM, 16 points (+16|-0)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their friggin heads, submitted: 7/8/2015 9:32:58 PM, -1 points (+2|-3)

Made me feel like an adult, submitted: 7/10/2015 1:29:06 AM, 0 points (+1|-1)

IAMA Born and raised Texan, submitted: 7/10/2015 9:06:00 PM, 0 points (+2|-2)

Why does my view of All on "Hot" look like "New"? I feel like I screwed up preferences or something, submitted: 7/9/2015 4:04:04 PM, 1 points (+1|-0)

Popping my Voat Cherry, submitted: 7/8/2015 7:36:14 PM, 1 points (+2|-1)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

I PRed on my comebacks submitted by JircleCerking to fatpeoplehate

JircleCerking 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago

"...Well...that wasn't what I was saying... It is different..." Then a family member cut us off and changed the subject. No one wanted to watch that burn continue.

I PRed on my comebacks submitted by JircleCerking to fatpeoplehate

JircleCerking 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago

The HAMily member was a great athlete about 8 years ago. 8 years ago he quit playing sports, but never changed his eating habits and started drinking more. He is on a bunch of different medicine and his doctor has given him several diets that he "needs to be on immediately because my [HAMily member's] blood pressure and general health is in the shitter". He doesn't listen, ever. Drinks like a fish, and his general personality is to do what I call "Lewis Black" rants about things he hates.

We were having a nice dinner with other family members. This HAMily member started up one of his "Lewis Black" rants on the recent gay marriage decision in the United States. The exact conversation alludes my memory, but I do remember phrases such as "disgusting" "sinful" "Gay people are not bad people" and "Not right to celebrate the sin".

The entire rant all I was thinking was replace "gay" with "fat" or "Gluttony" and I would agree with you. Gay is not a choice, fat is a choice... or at least a series of terrible choices strung together for an extended period of time. I have to say something to show him how ludicrous he sounds right now.

All I did was point at the TWO DESSERT plates he had ordered and said "Gluttony is a sin too. I think we should try to outlaw fatties."

HAMily member then says "...Well...that wasn't what I was saying... It is different..." Then a family member cut us off and changed the subject.

No one wanted to watch that burn continue.

TLDR; If a fat person is hating on something or someone else and uses the term "Sinful" point out that Gluttony is a sin.

Look how good I look now! I'm kicking a....wait, no. Still fat. submitted by Gabbiadini to fatpeoplehate

JircleCerking 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago

From December 15th (used middle of the month) to July 10th is about 29 weeks and some change.

20lbs/29weeks = .69 pounds a week.

Average height for Non-Hispanic White Americans ages 20–39 is 5 foot 10 inches. Source (By the picture I am guessing this is close as I am 5'7'' and I compared how close the top of his head is to his shower curtain rod and how close my head comes to my shower curtain rod.)

BMI at 300 lbs = 43

BMI at 280 lbs = 40.2

Weight needed for a BMI less than 25 = 173lbs

280 lbs - 173 lbs = 107 pounds to go

At the current rate of .69 pounds per week that will take 155 weeks or 1 week shy of 3 years.

Edit: a few typos and I added the source for the height crap.

3 lowest rated comments:

So guys what are your life pro tips for moderating? submitted by starfox1o1 to shittylifeprotips

JircleCerking 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Pro tip for modding.

Make me a mod.

What is Capra? submitted by exidy to CapraClient

JircleCerking 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Android in the future?

Did You Guys Know That I Love You? submitted by bobdragonslayer to ELYD

JircleCerking 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

I, Lets go streaking!