Profile overview for CertifiedShitlord.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

21 submissions to fatpeoplehate

This user has so far shared a total of 14 links, started a total of 7 discussions and submitted a total of 440 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 303 and downvoted 10 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 860 and downvoted 96 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

Award for the lowest self esteem goes to..., submitted: 2/17/2016 8:52:23 PM, 133 points (+138|-5)

Butter golem ruined my view at the beach, submitted: 6/30/2016 9:17:06 PM, 103 points (+105|-2)

[ALBUM] Beta Pig Fucker Proposed to his Fupa Beast, submitted: 7/17/2016 2:48:38 AM, 96 points (+99|-3)

Obeast tries to murder cousin for "stealing" it's crush, submitted: 3/15/2016 4:09:16 PM, 91 points (+94|-3)

User history of your typical middle-aged female fat fuck, submitted: 4/21/2016 5:06:22 AM, 82 points (+82|-0)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Fat fuck complaining he is no longer attracted to his already obese fiancee after she gained another 50lbs, submitted: 1/21/2017 9:27:30 PM, 10 points (+10|-0)

Any other shitladies/shitlords going through a bulk right now?, submitted: 1/24/2018 7:58:17 PM, 15 points (+15|-0)

Seven Hippos, submitted: 6/23/2015 2:33:56 AM, 19 points (+19|-0)

Dumbass on facebook using this abomination to sell body wraps, submitted: 1/14/2016 9:36:48 PM, 24 points (+24|-0)

My niece is getting chubby, submitted: 4/15/2017 2:23:28 AM, 28 points (+28|-0)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Average Redditor is in love with a hog and has a shitlord dad submitted by Its_A_StickUp to fatpeoplehate

CertifiedShitlord 0 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago

This reads like fanfiction written by a single former-female from the perspective on the boyfriend she'll never have.

[ALBUM] Beta Pig Fucker Proposed to his Fupa Beast submitted by CertifiedShitlord to fatpeoplehate

CertifiedShitlord 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago

Kicker: The fupa beast is a NURSE. Yes, a fucking NURSE. That thing will need it's own nurse to wipe it's ass. I remember this beast went to my friend's high school. She witnessed on multiple occasions that thing wearing it's disgusting, smelly period stained underwear in the lock room. This thing has always been fat as fuck. I don't think it has seen it's own genitals since before puberty. I looked back on it's facebook and a couple years ago it was posting a lot about losing weight, guess it never followed through. SHOCKER!

Seattle's First Annual Lard Butt 1k - Donut stations every 250m - Everything that is wrong with society submitted by crispsandtakeaways to fatpeoplehate

CertifiedShitlord 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago

Shitlords eat whatever they want in moderation

3 lowest rated comments:

Further proof that their excuses are bullshit... submitted by waterdragonbaby to fatpeoplehate

CertifiedShitlord 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago

It's too fast for someone at a healthy weight. Normal for someone who's obese. However, it could have been water weight, you never know.

Visual Calibration Chart for Summer Months submitted by voice_of_shakti to fatpeoplehate

CertifiedShitlord 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago

I think this chart is off for women. The woman in the lowest range looks to be about 15-17%. That’s pretty much where low body fat starts being a problem (depending on the person).

Forgot who I was with... submitted by coffee_for-breakfast to fatpeoplehate

CertifiedShitlord 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

This is why I love my boyfriend, he an I tear into that kind of stuff constantly. I never have to censor my fat hate around him.