Profile overview for BryanWake.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

2 submissions to funny

1 submissions to MeanwhileOnReddit

1 submissions to PSP

This user has so far shared a total of 4 links, started a total of 0 discussions and submitted a total of 27 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 41 and downvoted 41 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 305 and downvoted 287 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

Anon hates reddit..., submitted: 6/26/2015 7:46:09 PM, 398 points (+402|-4)

One of the top-voted memes today in r/adviceanimals..., submitted: 7/26/2015 1:49:39 AM, 385 points (+390|-5)

Election reaction on CNN, submitted: 11/9/2016 8:06:36 PM, 16 points (+16|-0)

PSP point-of-view commercial..., submitted: 7/2/2015 9:31:34 PM, 3 points (+3|-0)

5 lowest rated submissions:

PSP point-of-view commercial..., submitted: 7/2/2015 9:31:34 PM, 3 points (+3|-0)

Election reaction on CNN, submitted: 11/9/2016 8:06:36 PM, 16 points (+16|-0)

One of the top-voted memes today in r/adviceanimals..., submitted: 7/26/2015 1:49:39 AM, 385 points (+390|-5)

Anon hates reddit..., submitted: 6/26/2015 7:46:09 PM, 398 points (+402|-4)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

do you remember reddit? submitted by SmoothAndOriginal to gifs

BryanWake 1 points 77 points (+78|-1) ago

Like most redditors, I'm a fat, sanctiomounous know-it-all who thinks college is an acceptable substitute for real world experience, and plaster my idealistic liberal views on my favorite-est website in the whole wide world - reddit! I'm a full-fledged reddit ranger with neckbeard to match! All my comments are so politically correct because I'm so worldly and so open-minded. Are you impressed? DAE police brutality bad? DAE FOX news evil? DAE GOP racist? Cuz I do, and I'm gonna change it by posting about it to a website that talks in self-assuring circles and downvotes everything else into the ground like a bullied group of hardcore keyboard warriors! Oh, fuck yeah! I just came typing that!

DAE teachers are so cool and underpaid? Me too! DAE Bill O'Reily is a douchey fuckwit? That's what I'm talking about! You guys and gals really understand me and the challenges we face as a unified group of social justice warriors! DAE teenagers edgy? DAE cringe at everything? Thank gOD! (see the edge?) I thought I was alone in my massive superiority complex! In fact, my unhip, realist ex-friends all said reddit was the closest thing they've seen to being 100% douche without being a cleansing product for vaginas, but what do they know? They all have their heads way up their asses! Upvote if you agree and scream into the endless echo chamber of Internet democracy!

Anyway, I just wanted to encourage you armchair activists to keep up the good fight! DAE despise opponents of net neutrality? DAE cringe at their own shit-stains in the toilet? reddit gold if you do! Liberals and democrats are way better because fuck the GOP and crooked cops who no wear cameras and shoot innocent civilians, cats purr so sexy and bacon = jESUS, more edge right there, left-wing fuckin' rules, no room for you baby boomers just die already, college tuition debt raping my ass, gonna change the world with a meme! Oh, fuck yeah! That felt great! Maybe we can get a huge anti-Justin Bieber post going to celebrate our seething envy of his success or something? That would make my cock so hard!

When's the next big celebrity AMA? I want to ask a bullshit, fluff-journalism question without offending anyone and feel self-important afterwards? DAE hate Bill Cosby because rape? He did an AMA not too long ago, but everyone just sat around sucking his dick, it was awesome! DAE secretly butthurt themselves to sleep at night? ICP are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet, aren't they? Pretentiousness is so comforting! Thanks for the best-est website on earth!!!!

Gay Voaters: Does the thought of having straight sex disgust you? submitted by anonykins to AskVoat

BryanWake 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago

I have a few gay friends and I've asked them this exact question. The general consensus is no, straight sex does not disgust them, but it certainly does not interest or excite them either. Sort of a "eh, whatever" response. I've also asked another friend, who's a gay male, if he finds beautiful women attractive. He gave me a similar response with a shrug and said "I know they're considered hot, but it doesn't do a thing for me."

As PayPal Acts Bully, Voat, a Media Aggregator, Now Accepts Bitcoin Donations submitted by Rychek4 to news

BryanWake 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago

PayFail seems like something of an online banking dictatorship.

3 lowest rated comments:

Told you so submitted by Prudencia_Prim to funny

BryanWake 4 points -1 points (+3|-4) ago

And was a bit of a narcissist.

We could not access your meter because........ submitted by CognitiveDissident5 to pics

BryanWake 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago

Yes, please.

Account Deleted By User submitted by Schmorganumb to news

BryanWake 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago

All politics aside, that's actually very cool. I've never heard of that before reading your comment. Thank you for sharing.