Profile overview for Armpit_and_Ass.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

34 submissions to whatever

22 submissions to music

17 submissions to ReportSpammers

5 submissions to AskVoat

3 submissions to funny

This user has so far shared a total of 68 links, started a total of 27 discussions and submitted a total of 2395 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 420 and downvoted 375 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 467 and downvoted 343 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

Piers Morgan doesn't get a pass because he switched teams. 8 years that cocksucker shilled for gun control. Fuck him., submitted: 1/16/2019 11:53:15 PM, 258 points (+264|-6)

I'm ready to settle down with a nice guy now., submitted: 10/16/2017 8:53:47 PM, 219 points (+223|-4)

Better Matrix, submitted: 10/5/2017 11:36:50 PM, 212 points (+217|-5)

A brief foray into /v/all/new/ has shown me one thing., submitted: 2/12/2019 6:21:27 PM, 203 points (+206|-3)

/v/aww needs to not be a default., submitted: 12/7/2018 7:57:27 PM, 160 points (+215|-55)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Here's something to follow up., submitted: 7/23/2017 12:47:51 AM, -8 points (+1|-9)

Follow up to this., submitted: 7/23/2017 12:44:36 AM, -7 points (+1|-8)

Hey, everyone! Doesn't Reddit suck? Don't you hate Reddit? Isn't Reddit a shithole? Aren't the users dumbasses? Let's talk about Reddit., submitted: 5/21/2017 10:29:31 AM, -7 points (+2|-9)

User: some_guy_from_ri (multiple domain spam/rules review), submitted: 10/9/2017 7:23:09 PM, -4 points (+1|-5)

I just got a new set of wind chimes. I thought you guys might like them., submitted: 6/3/2017 7:03:49 PM, -2 points (+7|-9)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Bike thieves submitted by not_drunk to funny

Armpit_and_Ass 3 points 69 points (+72|-3) ago

Every one of them a nigger lol

I just watched 2 niggers in a 2016+ Cadillac SRX spend 20 minutes in a McD's drive-thru to steal $2.67 worth of food submitted by Samsquamch to Niggers

Armpit_and_Ass 1 points 52 points (+53|-1) ago

but who the fuck

Niggers, that's who.

In Jurassic Park, If John Hammond "spared no expense", then why did he only have one programmer who was so underpaid that he needed to steal from the company? submitted by HomerChimpson to Showerthoughts

Armpit_and_Ass 1 points 39 points (+40|-1) ago

He probably didn't need to steal from the company but did anyways.

I work around a bunch of people that make 80, 100, 120 grand a year (and more), and these fuckers will steal anything that isn't nailed down. Leave a $50 pair of bluetooth headphones laying around for more than ten minutes? Kiss them goodbye. Cheap, shitty, $300 Dell laptop that was bought as an email machine for an intern? It's history. Hand tools? Build materials? Spools of wire? Gone, gone, gone.

No joke. There's Corvettes, Land Rovers, Porsches in the parking lot, and these fuckers will steal the loose change out of your coat pocket if you leave it hanging on the back of your chair.

3 lowest rated comments:

It's a happy day for me goats, I'm gonna be a dad submitted by Apollonious to whatever

Armpit_and_Ass 19 points -15 points (+4|-19) ago

You hope lol

I think I need to take up ice-carving submitted by Broc_Lia to funny

Armpit_and_Ass 17 points -9 points (+8|-17) ago

Why do you need to take up ice carving? Because some nigger does it? And you think that by also carving ice, you can somehow become a nigger? Or that carving ice will unlock your until-now hidden nigger cooking abilities?

What are you even trying to say with this title?

Dindu Darwin Awards submitted by SporadicX2 to Niggers

Armpit_and_Ass 7 points -7 points (+0|-7) ago

It's almost like none of you fuckers has any taste at all.