Ignore the whiny people on the Internet who have very little influence on real life, and shamelessly whore yourself out to the corporate overlords, suppressing your morals as much as possible in the pursuit of profit?
Then eventually take a subway ride in your tailored suit and $500 shoes and be sure to spread your legs wide enough to take up two seats - so that some Twitter chick can be enraged and post your picture for all the world to see in an attempt to shame your #manspreading. You'll laugh knowing her rage is impotent and you have the money and power in the real world.
[–] fleas ago
Be born into one of the few political dynasties in America or become a professional athlete or rapper.