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[–] SUPA_FUPA 1 point 29 points (+30|-1) ago 

That's a lot of kidney stones!

I prefer Mexicoke over a 3 liter plastic bottle of Coke. The ones in glass bottles cools down more easily and tastes better. But then again, fats have no taste so they'd pick the 3 liter bottle over the small glass bottle of Coke.

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[–] White_Phillip 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

If a human wants to enjoy a sweet beverage, it must be made of high quality ingredients to satisfy the special occasion. Treats are to be savored, not devoured in 3 liter quantities.

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[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Humans understand that Quality > Quantity. Fats will always pick quantity every time.

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[–] Raxaephont 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Mexicoke's are the best

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[–] Iamcheesebread 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Also the absents of HFCS. God I hate that stuff.

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[–] tinytoad 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I also find that popping the glass bottles open feels really satisfying.

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[–] 4986827? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It does! And to go with the "a treat should be of good quality not bargain basement garbage", there are many specialty brewed colas, and they all come in glass bottles with caps.

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[–] Invisibledry 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Those have existed in my country for a very long time. I assumed that in the US you guys have had them for even a longer time... but I think we just outfatted the fatmasters.

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[–] twitch1982 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I thought we had them, but maybe it was only store brand. It's what you buy when you're having a shit ton of people over for a bbq.

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[–] In_Cog_Nito 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is honestly nothing new. Here's a discussion from 2003 wondering why they disappeared in one territory.

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[–] inablackbox 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

US citizen here, I see generic sodas come in 3-liter bottles all the time but this is the first I've seen Coca-Cola doing it.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've seen them in Mexico for ages.

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[–] tryatriassic 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Personally, I think it's great. This can only accelerate the self-destruction of the fats. The sooner they die of the beetus, the better.

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[–] Belgian_boom 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Yeah, but think about all the New created fats assaulting our eyes...

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So food MAKES people fat now?

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[–] brutalist [S] 3 points 8 points (+11|-3) ago 

Just END MY LIFE guys please, I could not believe this when I saw it at the grocery store this morning.

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[–] gabi-r 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Think positive. I think this is meant to be a party size, to serve multiple people

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[–] supernatendo 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Sure, it's meant for that...officially...

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[–] nonfat69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hell a two liter is meant for that, doesn't stop the fats from treating them like a 20 Oz

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[–] Belgian_boom 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

You triggered some thin-fatties here... Downvotes everywhereee

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[–] UnskinnyBop 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Can't they just home deliver it to a holding tank, like heating oil? Save some wear and tear on the beetus scooters.

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[–] 4986815? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Still 140 calories a serving* I see.

(*) A serving is not the whole bottle.

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[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah when someone, especially a fat person, says "It's only X calories per serving!" it bugs the hell out of me because don't know how they don't realize that's an absolutely meaningless statement.

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[–] Skeletor 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Holy shit that'd go flat way before i'd be done with it.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hell, I don't buy 2-liters (or even the 750mL) ones because they go flat. I get those tiny 222mL cans of diet-whatever.

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[–] delusions 4 points 3 points (+7|-4) ago 

Soda is disgusting, what is the appeal to it?!

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[–] Harry_Areola 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago  (edited ago)

That shit is mighty tasty. It's just that fats don't use it as a treat, they drink it all the time.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's pretty good for making you feel a bit full, or cancel hunger, when you just don't want to or don't have time to eat. That's the only reason I drink soda (only diet) now.

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's delicious. I don't drink the sugary kind though.

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[–] Dalektable 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sugar. The more you consume the more you need it.

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