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[–] brutalist [S] 3 points 8 points (+11|-3) ago 

Just END MY LIFE guys please, I could not believe this when I saw it at the grocery store this morning.

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[–] gabi-r 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Think positive. I think this is meant to be a party size, to serve multiple people

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[–] supernatendo 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Sure, it's meant for that...officially...

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[–] nonfat69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hell a two liter is meant for that, doesn't stop the fats from treating them like a 20 Oz

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[–] Belgian_boom 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

You triggered some thin-fatties here... Downvotes everywhereee

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[–] ShitlordLovesOreos 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

RIP more fatty pancreases.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 1 point 29 points (+30|-1) ago 

That's a lot of kidney stones!

I prefer Mexicoke over a 3 liter plastic bottle of Coke. The ones in glass bottles cools down more easily and tastes better. But then again, fats have no taste so they'd pick the 3 liter bottle over the small glass bottle of Coke.

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[–] Raxaephont 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Mexicoke's are the best

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[–] White_Phillip 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

If a human wants to enjoy a sweet beverage, it must be made of high quality ingredients to satisfy the special occasion. Treats are to be savored, not devoured in 3 liter quantities.

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[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Humans understand that Quality > Quantity. Fats will always pick quantity every time.

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[–] tinytoad 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I also find that popping the glass bottles open feels really satisfying.

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[–] 4986827? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It does! And to go with the "a treat should be of good quality not bargain basement garbage", there are many specialty brewed colas, and they all come in glass bottles with caps.

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[–] Iamcheesebread 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Also the absents of HFCS. God I hate that stuff.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fucking WHY?!

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[–] tryatriassic 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Personally, I think it's great. This can only accelerate the self-destruction of the fats. The sooner they die of the beetus, the better.

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[–] Belgian_boom 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Yeah, but think about all the New created fats assaulting our eyes...

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So food MAKES people fat now?

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[–] UnskinnyBop 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Can't they just home deliver it to a holding tank, like heating oil? Save some wear and tear on the beetus scooters.

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[–] Invisibledry 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Those have existed in my country for a very long time. I assumed that in the US you guys have had them for even a longer time... but I think we just outfatted the fatmasters.

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[–] crashtestgenius ago 

What country

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've seen them in Mexico for ages.

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[–] In_Cog_Nito 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is honestly nothing new. Here's a discussion from 2003 wondering why they disappeared in one territory.

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[–] Harry_Areola ago 

3 liter bottles in the US first appeared in the early 1980s, but the major brands stopped selling them pretty quickly. You could only find Coke and Pepsi products in the 3 liter bottle for a couple of years and then they went away.

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[–] exdrift 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Good, it will kill them faster.

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