[–] Invisibledry 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Those have existed in my country for a very long time. I assumed that in the US you guys have had them for even a longer time... but I think we just outfatted the fatmasters.
[–] twitch1982 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I thought we had them, but maybe it was only store brand. It's what you buy when you're having a shit ton of people over for a bbq.
[–] In_Cog_Nito 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
This is honestly nothing new. Here's a discussion from 2003 wondering why they disappeared in one territory.
[–] redgoldblue ago
there are quite a few coutnries that are fatter than american now. mexico and australia and polynesian countries for example
[–] tryatriassic 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Personally, I think it's great. This can only accelerate the self-destruction of the fats. The sooner they die of the beetus, the better.
[–] Belgian_boom 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Yeah, but think about all the New created fats assaulting our eyes...
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So food MAKES people fat now?
[–] supernatendo 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Sure, it's meant for that...officially...
[–] Belgian_boom 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
You triggered some thin-fatties here... Downvotes everywhereee
[–] Harry_Areola 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago (edited ago)
That shit is mighty tasty. It's just that fats don't use it as a treat, they drink it all the time.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's pretty good for making you feel a bit full, or cancel hunger, when you just don't want to or don't have time to eat. That's the only reason I drink soda (only diet) now.
[–] Dalektable 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sugar. The more you consume the more you need it.
[–] UnskinnyBop 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Can't they just home deliver it to a holding tank, like heating oil? Save some wear and tear on the beetus scooters.
[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah when someone, especially a fat person, says "It's only X calories per serving!" it bugs the hell out of me because don't know how they don't realize that's an absolutely meaningless statement.
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
So what? This is fatpeoplehate, not shittyfoodhate
@HomerSimpson @Duress56 @HamathaMcBeetusButt @Achtung_Shitlord
[–] Belgian_boom 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago (edited ago)
I think the point here is, its 3 fucking litters of shitty beverage. I mean, you really need 3 litters of anything?? Its not the food, its the quantity of food. Like your username says, its brings beetus.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago (edited ago)
You don't need 3 liters of soda... You also don't need internet, a car, an apartment, shoes, access to clean drinking water, freedom to go where you like, the ability to worship whoever you want, or not, as you choose... People live without all of those things. Maybe we should start taking those things away from you, since you don't need them.
Friggin' food-hating try-hards need to get off this board.
[–] SUPA_FUPA 1 point 29 points 30 points (+30|-1) ago
That's a lot of kidney stones!
I prefer Mexicoke over a 3 liter plastic bottle of Coke. The ones in glass bottles cools down more easily and tastes better. But then again, fats have no taste so they'd pick the 3 liter bottle over the small glass bottle of Coke.
[–] White_Phillip 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
If a human wants to enjoy a sweet beverage, it must be made of high quality ingredients to satisfy the special occasion. Treats are to be savored, not devoured in 3 liter quantities.
[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Humans understand that Quality > Quantity. Fats will always pick quantity every time.
[–] Raxaephont 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Mexicoke's are the best
[–] tinytoad 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I also find that popping the glass bottles open feels really satisfying.
[–] 4986827? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It does! And to go with the "a treat should be of good quality not bargain basement garbage", there are many specialty brewed colas, and they all come in glass bottles with caps.
[–] Iamcheesebread 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Also the absents of HFCS. God I hate that stuff.