[–] TheTrigger 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Hell, I don't buy 2-liters (or even the 750mL) ones because they go flat. I get those tiny 222mL cans of diet-whatever.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How are these giant weaklings supposed to lift it to their gaping mouths? I guess one of their poor children could hold it up to them while they suck it through a straw...
[–] 666NumberOfTheObeast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Attach a rubber teat to it and feed them like a calf?
[–] la_fupacabra ago
Welcome to the United States of America. I see you've found our glorious diabeetus aisle in what is, I'm sure, a grocery store with only tasty sugar and fat-loaded "food". Please enjoy your stay, but remember - you can't leave till you've acquired the requisite 35lbs.
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
So what? This is fatpeoplehate, not shittyfoodhate
@HomerSimpson @Duress56 @HamathaMcBeetusButt @Achtung_Shitlord
[–] Belgian_boom 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago (edited ago)
I think the point here is, its 3 fucking litters of shitty beverage. I mean, you really need 3 litters of anything?? Its not the food, its the quantity of food. Like your username says, its brings beetus.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago (edited ago)
You don't need 3 liters of soda... You also don't need internet, a car, an apartment, shoes, access to clean drinking water, freedom to go where you like, the ability to worship whoever you want, or not, as you choose... People live without all of those things. Maybe we should start taking those things away from you, since you don't need them.
Friggin' food-hating try-hards need to get off this board.
[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah when someone, especially a fat person, says "It's only X calories per serving!" it bugs the hell out of me because don't know how they don't realize that's an absolutely meaningless statement.
[–] delusions 4 points 3 points 7 points (+7|-4) ago
Soda is disgusting, what is the appeal to it?!
[–] Dalektable 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sugar. The more you consume the more you need it.
[–] Harry_Areola 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago (edited ago)
That shit is mighty tasty. It's just that fats don't use it as a treat, they drink it all the time.
[–] Fatkini 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's delicious. I don't drink the sugary kind though.
[–] Mongychops 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I barely ever drink it, but sometimes, I just really get a craving, maybe it's just childhood nostalgia.
Though, I am actually sitting here sipping my Irn Bru (sugar free) right now, which is the first time I've drunk the stuff in about 3 years.