[–] ItsCalledaSalad 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
The first place I saw these was Texas. And Texas is full of fats. Coincidence?
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How are these giant weaklings supposed to lift it to their gaping mouths? I guess one of their poor children could hold it up to them while they suck it through a straw...
[–] 666NumberOfTheObeast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Attach a rubber teat to it and feed them like a calf?
[–] Skeletor 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Holy shit that'd go flat way before i'd be done with it.
[–] TheTrigger 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Hell, I don't buy 2-liters (or even the 750mL) ones because they go flat. I get those tiny 222mL cans of diet-whatever.