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[–] luckyguy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I like quick breads with whole grain.

I cooked one up a few days ago that I just finished off today. I did it by dead reckoning but a whole grain pound cake went like this.

You need a bag a King Aurthor whole wheat flour. Some half and half, some eggs, vanilla, salt, sugar, OJ, baking powder or soda.

Pour in like a fourth cup half and half into a mixing bowl. Dump in two eggs. Beat with an eletric mixer on highest to make as frothy as you can get it. Add whatever amount of OJ you think will add a bit of tartness (just like the last swallow from a glass of OJ). Froth that shit back up. Now grab some flour. Put it in a half cup at a time using the mixer on the lowest setting trying to not kneed it on accident. I used about two cups but like I said I followed technique more than measure. You want the very last bit of flour you add to have about a teaspoon of baking soda mixed into it.

With each bit of flour mix it as little as you can while incorporating it. The second it is mostly incorporated add the next half cup. The last one should not be able to be mixed with the mixer without kneeding so you should instead finish it off folding it in with a spatula. You may want to squirt in some vanilla at the same time. Remember that it is your last flour that has the the soda in it so do get it mixed in properly. The soda will begin to react with the OJ so this is definately a quick rise (that's why we've added it last). Oven altready preheated, pan already greased, use that spatula to get that shit in the pan. Now sqirt some more vanilla on top and spread it over the top with spatula. Pop into oven for, last I did turned out to 42 min on 350o. Just use the tooth pick test on it.

Come check out /v/mortalityrates. From my work on that sugar isn't really corrolated with lower life expectancy while whole grain is highly corrolated with higher life expectancy so by the most objective and scientific measures that shit is good for you.

I forgot the sugar, put the sugar in when you beat the eggs with the half and half. No specific measure. Just use your head. Only house wives need recipies.

Serve pouring more half and half on top of it then jam if you're lazy, fresh fruit soaked for 30min in sugar and their own juices and whipped cream otherwise.

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[–] dirkgently 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The one you make yourself, specifically this one if done correctly.

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[–] ScreaminMime ago 

Beer counts, right? It's liquified bread after all...

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[–] Fambida 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

If we're talkin yeast breads, yo mama's got a great burger bun.

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[–] profanion [S] 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Obviously, the one with hemp seeds.