[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That fatty fat fat in the yellow dress ... actually, I had a dress in white like that for my friend's wedding, 34 years ago - my dress was a fraction of the size of this porker's.
[–] RoundTwoElectric 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The thing I couldn't get over was how little shape it had. It was literally a blob, no sight of a waist of hips for miles, let alone a ratio between the two
[–] Wienerfarts 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I have those ice creams. :( They're made with almond milk (I have a milk allergy) so I'm assuming she's eating them because they're "healthy". I think they have something like 140 calories in them? I guess it's better than a pint of Ben and Jerry's, but I bet she ate the whole box. "Eating healthy is soooo expensive." Leave my ice creams alone! Fats ruin everything!
[–] wmeth 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"Are you human shaped?" HAHAHA NO, FATTY! Dear lord, it's like they shitlord themselves sometimes ... https://i.sli.mg/6TmG7h.png
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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
As the weather gets warmer: continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. But make sure you use lots of powder, lubricant and antimicrobial cream to prevent infection as those fat folds slide against each other like tectonic plates.
this is the body i was given. Nope, that's the body you deserve.
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[–] SnailHail 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
A bit ironic it has some of hamplanets favorites foods in their but the designs are amazing.
[–] fph_lurker 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Nah, it doesn't. Indian and Asian confections are very different from industrialized Western crap. Less sweet, more textural variation, probably some actual nutrition in there (they like their chickpea flour). Fat people never like authentic Indian or Asian food, in my experience.
(Also, at my Asian wedding, they had a western-style cake... which we cut. Nobody touched it at all; it was just there for the ritual.)