[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Can you submit a guess for 3.5 diabeteses?
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
More like 4 sugars.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
On the Fourth day of Buffet Lord Beetus took from me....
Four sugar snacks
Three lower limbs
Two yeasty molds
And a miscarriage rotting in my folds
[–] inablackbox 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The winner takes home the jelly beans...and a commemorative liability waiver!
[–] capricious 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
I like jelly beans a lot, but I can only eat like a handful at a time because they're so sweet.
[–] capricious 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Sugar free? That's amazing. I have too much of a sweet tooth for my own good, I just balance it out with tons of exercise.
[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I can't imagine being sugar free, good on ya. I have drastically cut it back over the years though. I drink black coffee now, I can't even take sugar or cream, it's just too sweet and ruins the flavor. I tried eating some ice cream the other day, took a bite and then gave it to my friend, haha nope, couldn't do it.
[–] Adi-opposed ago
I only like very specific flavors and yeah I can have maybe a handful or what they put in the little "single packs" because goddamn they're so gross after a short time.
(and I eat them slow- bite them open and look at the inside and then eat the rest- or bite half of two then combine the two halves into a chimerabean)
[–] ChicknAdobo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Too many sugars for the average human.
Not nearly enough for lardbeasts.
[–] Johnny_hates_fatties 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Jelly beans are usually gluten free and fat free, so they must be a healthy snack option despite the 700 grams of sugar they have. Nom nom nom
[–] ThirteenthZodiac 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Too many.