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[–] ThirteenthZodiac 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Too many.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Can you submit a guess for 3.5 diabeteses?

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

More like 4 sugars.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

18 curvemakers!

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[–] 4970761? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Three lower limbs."

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

On the Fourth day of Buffet Lord Beetus took from me....

Four sugar snacks

Three lower limbs

Two yeasty molds

And a miscarriage rotting in my folds

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[–] FPHFTW 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

"Just enough to get my sugars back to a good level! Yum!"

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[–] inablackbox 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The winner takes home the jelly beans...and a commemorative liability waiver!

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[–] capricious 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I like jelly beans a lot, but I can only eat like a handful at a time because they're so sweet.

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[–] 4970816? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I used to be able to pound them. Now, after being sugar-free for so long, I just don't even want to start.

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[–] capricious 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sugar free? That's amazing. I have too much of a sweet tooth for my own good, I just balance it out with tons of exercise.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I can't imagine being sugar free, good on ya. I have drastically cut it back over the years though. I drink black coffee now, I can't even take sugar or cream, it's just too sweet and ruins the flavor. I tried eating some ice cream the other day, took a bite and then gave it to my friend, haha nope, couldn't do it.

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[–] Adi-opposed ago 

I only like very specific flavors and yeah I can have maybe a handful or what they put in the little "single packs" because goddamn they're so gross after a short time.

(and I eat them slow- bite them open and look at the inside and then eat the rest- or bite half of two then combine the two halves into a chimerabean)

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[–] 4975079? [S] ago 

That is because you are smart and know how to delay gratification.

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[–] ChicknAdobo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Too many sugars for the average human.

Not nearly enough for lardbeasts.

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[–] Johnny_hates_fatties 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jelly beans are usually gluten free and fat free, so they must be a healthy snack option despite the 700 grams of sugar they have. Nom nom nom

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