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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You mean fatty has some bad habits associated with putting things in its mouth? I'm shocked.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Whenever a fat asks for advice I like to lead with "lose weight".

"My computer has been running pretty slow, I think I might need to upgrade. What do you think?"

"I think you need to lose some weight."

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Rofl this is awesome. I'm trying this.

"My cat is lost have you seen it??" "Uh well I think the first step here is that you should lose some weight"

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[–] christy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Just put that on all the forks and spoons in the house.