[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Whenever a fat asks for advice I like to lead with "lose weight".
"My computer has been running pretty slow, I think I might need to upgrade. What do you think?"
"I think you need to lose some weight."
[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Rofl this is awesome. I'm trying this.
"My cat is lost have you seen it??" "Uh well I think the first step here is that you should lose some weight"
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You mean fatty has some bad habits associated with putting things in its mouth? I'm shocked.