[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 80 points 80 points (+80|-0) ago
"Weight fluctuates"
Ahahahahaaaaaaa wow. Not by 50 lbs you lardass!
[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
Seriously, a child isn't going to notice if you gain a few pounds, you really have to pack it on before they pick up on it.
[–] EatingSteak 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I've tried this - weighed myself at the beginning & end of workouts (going from hydrated to dehydrated - figuring weight loss from calories burned is probably negligible in that time).
The most I was able to lose in one shot was about 3 pounds. NOT enough to make any visible difference - not even close.
There's a formal term for fluctuating more than that: Denial
[–] JiminyShitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not quite. The body can fluctuate ~7lbs in water weight. You'll feel it yourself, but you aren't likely to have anyone notice an appreciable difference in your appearance from that.
[–] FPHdidnothingwrong 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Their weight fluctuates in that it's continually increasing
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago
No ones weight should fluctuate so much you look literally pregnant when you're not.
[–] BuzzingBeaver 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
My dream is for all children to be this honest.
[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
They are, until they are taught otherwise.
[–] codeverydamnday 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
True. I got asked if I was pregnant once by a kid when I was about 14 and had started binging on junk food after school. Cue obvious embarrassment; I scrapped that habit REAL fast.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Aww, bless that little girl. That's exactly the kind of announcement I would expect to come from my five year old. It's a shame her mom will inevitably ruin her by continuing to explain how excessive weight gain is normal.
[–] CommanderPao 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Mine doesnt because when I go home for holidays I get blackout and dance until 4am 7 days straight. Dancing burns those calories kiddos.
Its hilarious everyone believed she was pregnant when she was just fat. Haaaaa! I had a coworker I almost asked if she was pregnant cus she was rubbing her gut. Turns out she was a week pregnant at the time and didnt know it.
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Heh, my little girl is the ultimate shitlady-in-training. Just peek though my past submissions for examples
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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
Worse still, they will beat this behavior out of her with their "all bodies are beautiful" and "you shouldn't call people...".
[–] crashtestgenius 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"People"
[–] Nietzscheese 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Worse still, they'll stuff her full of beetus until she becomes a fupa-potamus too.