[–] Alterna-slim ago
Hahahahahahaha! I'm pregnant and my son has noticed my belly. I tell him it's big because there is a baby in there. I don't normally have belly. I'm waiting for the child to point at other peoples bellys and say baby.
I like how this girl is obviously old enough to know how babies are made, yet her mother hasn't told her. Her mother obviously didn't explain that getting fat and getting pregnant are entirely different; if she was a good mother to begin with then she would have fucking educated her SMART daughter to begin with--wow guess what that also would have done?!?! Not caused her this embarrassing (yet deserved lol) event.
[–] UnskinnyBop ago
BABY weight fluctuates, but it takes a full nine months. Then you are free to lose it. Chocolate and stuffing weight.... That's yours to keep, lardass.
[–] benderBenditt 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"i may not forgive her for that one so quickly" - that breaks my heart, i just picture this fat fuck Ursula looking bitch being so unnecessarily mean to this poor little girl for an imagined slight, i know its a generalization to say obeasts are horrible parents but man in this case just her uttering that phrase already tells me enough to know she is a petty, self-loathing fat cunt
[–] UnskinnyBop 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That kid ought to start petitioning Santa for a new mom, instead.
[–] physicscat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
See, if this was me, I'd lose weight if my daughter thought that about me.
[–] Svoodie ago
Glorious