[–] CommanderPao 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Mine doesnt because when I go home for holidays I get blackout and dance until 4am 7 days straight. Dancing burns those calories kiddos.
Its hilarious everyone believed she was pregnant when she was just fat. Haaaaa! I had a coworker I almost asked if she was pregnant cus she was rubbing her gut. Turns out she was a week pregnant at the time and didnt know it.
[–] BlackBetty 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
That was a beautiful story. I'm tearing up. It reminds me of my phone conversation with my G-ma last night. I just found out, to my everlasting joy, that she is a shitlady. My G-parents have always been slim, but my parents and aunts and cousins have ballooned out over time. I'm really the only one left in the family who isn't fat. So I sort of assumed that my G-ma was tolerant of that sort of thing.
NOPE.
I love her so much.
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Heh, my little girl is the ultimate shitlady-in-training. Just peek though my past submissions for examples
[–] benderBenditt 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"i may not forgive her for that one so quickly" - that breaks my heart, i just picture this fat fuck Ursula looking bitch being so unnecessarily mean to this poor little girl for an imagined slight, i know its a generalization to say obeasts are horrible parents but man in this case just her uttering that phrase already tells me enough to know she is a petty, self-loathing fat cunt
[–] UnskinnyBop 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That kid ought to start petitioning Santa for a new mom, instead.
[–] physicscat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
See, if this was me, I'd lose weight if my daughter thought that about me.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Even kids know that excessive eating = embiggening.