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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Even kids know that excessive eating = embiggening.

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[–] CommanderPao 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Mine doesnt because when I go home for holidays I get blackout and dance until 4am 7 days straight. Dancing burns those calories kiddos.

Its hilarious everyone believed she was pregnant when she was just fat. Haaaaa! I had a coworker I almost asked if she was pregnant cus she was rubbing her gut. Turns out she was a week pregnant at the time and didnt know it.

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That was a beautiful story. I'm tearing up. It reminds me of my phone conversation with my G-ma last night. I just found out, to my everlasting joy, that she is a shitlady. My G-parents have always been slim, but my parents and aunts and cousins have ballooned out over time. I'm really the only one left in the family who isn't fat. So I sort of assumed that my G-ma was tolerant of that sort of thing.

NOPE.

I love her so much.

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Heh, my little girl is the ultimate shitlady-in-training. Just peek though my past submissions for examples

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[–] Alterna-slim ago 

Hahahahahahaha! I'm pregnant and my son has noticed my belly. I tell him it's big because there is a baby in there. I don't normally have belly. I'm waiting for the child to point at other peoples bellys and say baby.

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[–] ProbablyNudeRightNow ago 

The Emperor has no clothes!

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[–] ikransfly ago 

I like how this girl is obviously old enough to know how babies are made, yet her mother hasn't told her. Her mother obviously didn't explain that getting fat and getting pregnant are entirely different; if she was a good mother to begin with then she would have fucking educated her SMART daughter to begin with--wow guess what that also would have done?!?! Not caused her this embarrassing (yet deserved lol) event.

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[–] benderBenditt 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"i may not forgive her for that one so quickly" - that breaks my heart, i just picture this fat fuck Ursula looking bitch being so unnecessarily mean to this poor little girl for an imagined slight, i know its a generalization to say obeasts are horrible parents but man in this case just her uttering that phrase already tells me enough to know she is a petty, self-loathing fat cunt

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