[–] BlackBetty 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
That was a beautiful story. I'm tearing up. It reminds me of my phone conversation with my G-ma last night. I just found out, to my everlasting joy, that she is a shitlady. My G-parents have always been slim, but my parents and aunts and cousins have ballooned out over time. I'm really the only one left in the family who isn't fat. So I sort of assumed that my G-ma was tolerant of that sort of thing.
NOPE.
I love her so much.
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Heh, my little girl is the ultimate shitlady-in-training. Just peek though my past submissions for examples
[–] CommanderPao 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Mine doesnt because when I go home for holidays I get blackout and dance until 4am 7 days straight. Dancing burns those calories kiddos.
Its hilarious everyone believed she was pregnant when she was just fat. Haaaaa! I had a coworker I almost asked if she was pregnant cus she was rubbing her gut. Turns out she was a week pregnant at the time and didnt know it.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Even kids know that excessive eating = embiggening.
[–] sizedouttaZero 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
notice how thus little girl thought her mom was having TWINS. This lardo was getting so huge her kid thought there where two real babies in there, not just one food baby.
[–] BuzzingBeaver 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
My dream is for all children to be this honest.
[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
They are, until they are taught otherwise.
[–] codeverydamnday 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
True. I got asked if I was pregnant once by a kid when I was about 14 and had started binging on junk food after school. Cue obvious embarrassment; I scrapped that habit REAL fast.
[–] Algermas 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
This kind of content really shows the deep degeneracy of fat "people".
It may not forgive its offspring any time soon... for making a factual fucking observation.
Why do fats do this? Because they're ashamed. They know it's true. I get comments all the time, about my height, questions asking me why im sad ( hay fever is a bitch ) and do I get mad? No, because to a toddler I really am a giant and when I get near certain kinds of pollen my eyes do look like I just lost my family to a fiery car crash.
God bless children, they see exactly what we see but express it unfiltered. More adults should be like that. If my breath smells I'd rather someone tell me. If I look sick I want people to let me know.
Simply ridiculous.
[–] praivo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Natalie in July 2015, her profile photo taken this month...
[–] AOU ago
Damn, her mother is turning her into a mini moon...