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[–] stoic_shitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The doctor's reaction was due to the tremendous amount of stupid she just encountered.

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[–] BuzzingBeaver 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

1: That happened -_-

2: the doctor likely had to vent a few choice words before dealing with yet another SJW.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago 

The only thing missing was, and the people in the waiting room heard it through the closed door, and cheered and clapped as I strode out of the docs room.

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

And that her 6'3 muscular husband was waiting in his brand new Lamborghini to take her home for madly passionate sex.

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[–] praivo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lamborghinis (or sports cars in general) are low and have little space inside, though, so there's no way a planet could get into one.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Here in the Hollywood hills.

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[–] bukowskis_bluebird 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Hell, I'd be stunned and leave too. There are people with health issues who are willing to do whatever it takes to get better or maintain the best quality of life possible for themselves. No use wasting time on the willfully ignorant.

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[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Being fat will also increase the time it takes to recover from menial illnesses as well.

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[–] Venom7190 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

In reality she waddled into her fast food wrapper ridden car and cried into a burger.

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

lel. Little does the fatass know that one of the reporting metrics for doctors is the % of overweight patient visits included the weight discussion - they're basically required to do it, you stupid fat fucks.

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[–] CommanderPao 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That and "advised to stop smoking" checked even if we didn't.

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yep xD

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[–] panusmaximus 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

hypertension, diabeetus, heart disease, a.k.a "the triad". tubbies dont know this but their physician writes these down on their chart after about a 0.8 second occular assessment then asks if they've been diagnosed with those conditions [yet] only as a formality.

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[–] praivo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

TIL.

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Literally government mandated. Meaninful use attestation requires a shitton of metrics (selected from a list of options). One of the easiest and most common to pick are childhood and adult obesity - where you're basically required to talk to at least 80% of obese patients about weight loss during their visit. Fats may bitch about it because they're too fucking stupid to know, but HHS (and doctors, and actual people) knows that obesity is the #1 killer and #1 driver of medical costs in the US.

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