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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Gonna go back and peruse it in a min but here's archive in case of deletion.

Edit:

My sides!

Depending on size, a regular 8oz soda can has 100-150 calories... It could easily surpass 150 calories per glass... And about 40g of sugar, I'm not diabetic but dam that makes me almost have a seizure from too much sugar

[–] You only go into a coma if your sugar plunges (usually from miscalculating your insulin) not when your sugar skyrockets. As someone who has beetus, my glucose is always a bit high.

[–] But, and correct me if I am wrong, with someone that naturally produces insulin, doesn't their sugar actually plunge after a binge like that because their body overreacts with insulin production?

[–] How's he supposed to know? He has the beetus

...Wilford Brimley would be proud...

Edit2 I'm done, I feel despair for humanity and so much disgust.

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[–] Radu49 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I know a guy that walked into a pizza buffet place, asked for a cup. He stuffed like half a pizza into the cup, and I mean really packed that shit down to get as much as possible in there. Then he fled to the car and proceeded to peel the styrofoam cup off the pizza glob like the wrapper on a fucking ice cream cone and just take enormous slobbery bites of it. I was giving him a ride to a job interview and we stopped for this on the way.

Fucking wat. Edited for more

I once saw a really fat dude at a Chinese Buffett smear ranch dressing from his wrist to elbow then as he ate he brushed the food along the dressing before putting into his mouth.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Golden corral employee here... Once this very big lady started shitting her pants on the way to the bathroom, the shit kept falling through her shorts on the floor... in front of the bars and everything and everyone... after going to the bathroom she proceeded to go back to her table and keep on eating. True story.

And the concomitant responses:

How do people get so numb to shame?

somewhere around the time that they...shit on the floor in public

And someone--probably a shitlord--notes:

They become cattle. Cattle will shit any time, even while having sex.

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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

People think I'm nuts for refusing to eat at buffets but it absolutely disgusts me. The food, the people, just everything.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Did y'all catch this link?

http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

It's fucking comedy gold.

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[–] DisgustedByFatties ago 

Thanks for the share!

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[–] Anaguard ago 

I ended up reading that entire thread, so thanks. It was fascinating.