[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Golden corral employee here... Once this very big lady started shitting her pants on the way to the bathroom, the shit kept falling through her shorts on the floor... in front of the bars and everything and everyone... after going to the bathroom she proceeded to go back to her table and keep on eating. True story.
And the concomitant responses:
How do people get so numb to shame?
somewhere around the time that they...shit on the floor in public
And someone--probably a shitlord--notes:
They become cattle. Cattle will shit any time, even while having sex.
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Did y'all catch this link?
http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt
It's fucking comedy gold.
[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
People think I'm nuts for refusing to eat at buffets but it absolutely disgusts me. The food, the people, just everything.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Gonna go back and peruse it in a min but here's archive in case of deletion.
Edit:
My sides!
Depending on size, a regular 8oz soda can has 100-150 calories... It could easily surpass 150 calories per glass... And about 40g of sugar, I'm not diabetic but dam that makes me almost have a seizure from too much sugar
[–] You only go into a coma if your sugar plunges (usually from miscalculating your insulin) not when your sugar skyrockets. As someone who has beetus, my glucose is always a bit high.
[–] But, and correct me if I am wrong, with someone that naturally produces insulin, doesn't their sugar actually plunge after a binge like that because their body overreacts with insulin production?
[–] How's he supposed to know? He has the beetus
...Wilford Brimley would be proud...
Edit2 I'm done, I feel despair for humanity and so much disgust.
[–] Radu49 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fucking wat. Edited for more