[–] randulfir 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
kek My best friend works at Food Lion and he tells me about the scooty puff monsters. I'll make a post about some of his horror stories at some point. Whenever I see the scooty puffs my inner shitlord comes out and I sing a little jingle I made saying, "Oh! Muh scooty puff!"
[–] EatingSteak 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"...the Neuro said my size had probably cushioned me from more damage"
Lol. Found the fat doctor
[–] BlackBetty 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
They need to make these in a generic form so we can stick these on ALL grocery store carts.