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[–] Aids_Of_Space 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Sailor Mars by...

More like Sailor Mars Bar

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

More like too many Mars bars.

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[–] tisi 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

When eating food is literally the only thing they're good at.

Can't walk/run/jog/swim/bike/hike/navigate the stairs/fit in a chair/eat "only" 3 meals a day.

At 22 their life is half over and all they have left to look forward to is stuffing their face and blogging for the next 20 years.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Probably 10 years at the most - look at Simply Sara, she's not even 30 and all of us are baffled by how she is still alive

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[–] The_Jade_Rabbit 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Wait what? Simply Sara is in its 20's/30's! I thought for sure it was somebody's mom. It looks to be in its 50's at a minimum!

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[–] temp413 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's so sad. How can you let yourself get to the point of being out of breath just making cereal bars before you turn 30? How can you throw your life away like that?

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yes, sometimes I stumble down a rabbit hole and find good, infuriating male body positivity posts. Most of the stuff fat guys post on tumblr is fetish stuff and pics for hooking up.

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[–] klongtoey 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

yeah this was like reading a medical textbook over breakfast. london early risers ftw.

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[–] Gogo_Magoo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Awwwww, why no dog? I'm sorry. Are you allergic? :(

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[–] temp413 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm guessing there's another reason like living situation, because you can get hypoallergenic dogs. Neither of my dogs shed (but my cat sheds enough for all three of them!).

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

YES THERE IS!!!

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[–] Angxrs ago 

I meant yes to the weight limit on humanity part.

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[–] Wienerfarts 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wait, hold on. I'm going to save these to look at while I'm shitting. I'll get back to you when I'm done.

Edit: 10/10 would shit to again. I only needed half the album; as a bonus I threw up too! Thanks OP, you really saved the day.

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Haha, thanks.. but there's always eyebleach at the end if you can't make it all the way through.

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[–] the_ayatollah_of_rnr 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'm only here to upvote the eyebleach. Dogs are better than 90% of humans..and 100000000% better than fatfucks.

ACD's are my favorite breed btw

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I'm only here to upvote the eyebleach.

But... but.. you didn't like my album?

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[–] the_ayatollah_of_rnr 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

One of the many things I'll never understand about fat people: how are they able to take/post so many pictures of themselves?

You would think at some point they'd realize: holy fuck..I'm fucking fat and I look like shit..but nope..they post seemingly more pictures than normal sized people.

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[–] Dalektable 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I forgot it the second I saw the first dog. Selective memory ftw

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Dogs are better than 90% of humans

Kristof, is that you?

(Reindeers are better than people...Sven, don't you think I'm right?)

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Meanwhile on My 600 Pound Life...

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

TIL: Dudes can be massive and have no tits as well.. This is disturbing in the traditional way, but with bonus disturbing because I've never seen a fat this big without gigantic moobs.

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