[–] MahLardy 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
https://i.sli.mg/rEHyJr.png What a bizarre outfit. I can kind of see what look it was going for - I'm assuming hipster Charlie Chaplin - (I am truly stumped by its gender, by the way), but everything is so grotesquely misshapen, stretched out, and sagging, it's just hilariously sad.
https://i.sli.mg/O6vvtu.png WTFFFFFFF What is with the variegated colors of its thigh area? I've only ever observed these on cadavers left for about 12 hours as the blood starts to drain down from gravity
https://i.sli.mg/pWwZ0H.png She looks deranged
https://i.sli.mg/cSi9rL.png Goddamn, he's HUGE!!!! There's so much liquified fat in his chin, it actually sags to one side when he tips his head! Truly horrifying
https://i.sli.mg/hbRUP1.png Check out the glob of inner thigh fat hanging out from the shorts' opening
https://i.sli.mg/3e3Spd.png He's fairly muscular for someone 9 months pregnant with twins, I'll give him that
https://i.sli.mg/PUreyG.png LOL the two on the sides are wearing the same dress, just different color. I find that hilarious.
https://i.sli.mg/0ijSDl.png Of course you're a restless sleeper, that's what happens when you get so fat that you get sleep apnea, so you literally spend all night DYING
https://i.sli.mg/i2j1SD.png Oh for fuck's sake
https://i.sli.mg/8zxzIw.png Oh my GODDDDD, I laughed so hard at that caption
https://i.sli.mg/HKtJBS.png Even their most grotesque portrayals of themselves are inaccurate, because even that mayo barge has a thigh gap somehow
That was a pretty epic album. The visual assault was sublime.
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thanks. You have such an eye for detail. I clicked on all of your links where you pointed something out and shuddered anew.
[–] shitlady_of_rage 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
i may laminate this Achtung
[–] gluttonystillasin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Or, you know, you could just lose weight.
[–] RoundTwoElectric 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Those dogs make me so happy :) A few eyebleach ideas; gundogs (working cocker spaniels and Gordon setters are particularly lovely), possibly English fox/drag hunting? Though I see how that one might be a bit controversial
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sure! I'm sure as long as the images are not too graphic, English fox hunting will make for fine eyebleach.
[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Always with the "skinny people and their gross food". But one day fatties will get their way and orthorexia nervosa will finally be on the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders along with whatever term they'll coin for exercise. Hell maybe even meal preppers. Then everything that hurts their feelings can be finally legitimately stigmatized.
Prepare to live on the fringes of society.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I enjoy the eyebleach so much, could I request Boston terriers?
[–] AichSmize 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yes there is, it's called a BMI of < 25, with exceptions for the swole.