[–] gluttonystillasin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Or, you know, you could just lose weight.
[–] shitlady_of_rage 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
i may laminate this Achtung
[–] MahLardy 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
https://i.sli.mg/rEHyJr.png What a bizarre outfit. I can kind of see what look it was going for - I'm assuming hipster Charlie Chaplin - (I am truly stumped by its gender, by the way), but everything is so grotesquely misshapen, stretched out, and sagging, it's just hilariously sad.
https://i.sli.mg/O6vvtu.png WTFFFFFFF What is with the variegated colors of its thigh area? I've only ever observed these on cadavers left for about 12 hours as the blood starts to drain down from gravity
https://i.sli.mg/pWwZ0H.png She looks deranged
https://i.sli.mg/cSi9rL.png Goddamn, he's HUGE!!!! There's so much liquified fat in his chin, it actually sags to one side when he tips his head! Truly horrifying
https://i.sli.mg/hbRUP1.png Check out the glob of inner thigh fat hanging out from the shorts' opening
https://i.sli.mg/3e3Spd.png He's fairly muscular for someone 9 months pregnant with twins, I'll give him that
https://i.sli.mg/PUreyG.png LOL the two on the sides are wearing the same dress, just different color. I find that hilarious.
https://i.sli.mg/0ijSDl.png Of course you're a restless sleeper, that's what happens when you get so fat that you get sleep apnea, so you literally spend all night DYING
https://i.sli.mg/i2j1SD.png Oh for fuck's sake
https://i.sli.mg/8zxzIw.png Oh my GODDDDD, I laughed so hard at that caption
https://i.sli.mg/HKtJBS.png Even their most grotesque portrayals of themselves are inaccurate, because even that mayo barge has a thigh gap somehow
That was a pretty epic album. The visual assault was sublime.
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thanks. You have such an eye for detail. I clicked on all of your links where you pointed something out and shuddered anew.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
TIL: Dudes can be massive and have no tits as well.. This is disturbing in the traditional way, but with bonus disturbing because I've never seen a fat this big without gigantic moobs.
[–] the_ayatollah_of_rnr 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I'm only here to upvote the eyebleach. Dogs are better than 90% of humans..and 100000000% better than fatfucks.
ACD's are my favorite breed btw
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Dogs are better than 90% of humans
Kristof, is that you?
(Reindeers are better than people...Sven, don't you think I'm right?)
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I'm only here to upvote the eyebleach.
But... but.. you didn't like my album?
[–] Dalektable 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I forgot it the second I saw the first dog. Selective memory ftw
[–] the_ayatollah_of_rnr 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
One of the many things I'll never understand about fat people: how are they able to take/post so many pictures of themselves?
You would think at some point they'd realize: holy fuck..I'm fucking fat and I look like shit..but nope..they post seemingly more pictures than normal sized people.
[–] RoundTwoElectric 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Those dogs make me so happy :) A few eyebleach ideas; gundogs (working cocker spaniels and Gordon setters are particularly lovely), possibly English fox/drag hunting? Though I see how that one might be a bit controversial
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sure! I'm sure as long as the images are not too graphic, English fox hunting will make for fine eyebleach.