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[–] unclejimbo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Next time turn to him and say "Wow you really are as stupid as you look". Straight venom usually works best, politeness is for humans.

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[–] TheDude2 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

And this is why college shouldn't be free for every fat out there. Some people are just too damn stupid. Fats are known to have low IQs. They should have weigh ins before giving out the funds. Come to think of it, fats die early too. So why waste precious classroom space in them?

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[–] yoloscenic 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Is there any way you could ask the professor to move your seat somewhere else? If not, tell the tubster to fuck off or pay you for your time ($30+/hour) tutoring him.

It's like they say when it comes to freelance: never do work for free.

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[–] gabi-r 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This perfect. I'm actually a tutor at my school and charge very little for friends. If anyone I don't like asks me for help I'll tell them I can't give my work away for free but I'd be happy to take them in as a student, for an exorbitant price. No one ever takes the offer :)

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[–] whoahson 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Do this. Maybe make an outcry about his BO first. Don't hold back on the shaming; I'm thinking something like: "Dude, this is the third week straight! Do you ever shower?" Do it loud. Do it proud.

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[–] yoloscenic 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If you think he's looking at your work(especially if it happens during quizzes), you should probably go to the professor and voice your concerns. Most colleges have some form of academic honesty thing, so bringing it up before something occurs may help solve a lot of problems.

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[–] seniorscubasquid 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

What the fuck? That example of hydrogen is literally 8th grade chemistry. What the fuck...

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[–] Bureaucrat_36 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

You have to speak to the professor. You're are getting physically ill due to your seat partners hygiene. If there's a lab component to the class, his hygiene could compromise the labs sterility. Fats are disgusting and lazy, and we know this - but as a shitlord it's your responsibility to solve this problem. Don't be like a fat! Stand up for yourself. If the professor doesn't help, take it to students services. See one of the free counselors and say your work is being affected. You paid for the class, you shouldn't have to manage another students issues that get on the way of learning. Good luck, and I'm sorry a fat is ruining a class you would otherwise enjoy!

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[–] Bureaucrat_36 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

High five from a fellow ptsd having shitlord, friend! I totally understand your hesitancy to make a scene. The best thing you can do for yourself is treat YOU as kindly as possible. If that means keeping your head down for now, I feel you 😊

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Feed it the wrong answers.

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is the correct answer and best solution.

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[–] renderbender 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

underrated

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[–] renderbender 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Although your attitude against it melts my heart, sounds like you're not shitlording enough.

Pretty much same story here. An elephantine female asks for help a couple times, I help (IMO the best way to comprehend stuff is tutoring others), elephantine asks for further help following weeks, I ignore. Then professor asks to form 2-3 person groups for projects. I decide to do it alone, elephantine can't find anyone to group with, literally noone wants it. Elephantine comes to me, I reject kindly at first, then totally ignore. It had to withdraw from the course.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm so proud of you. That beautiful story brought a tear to my eye. I had that happen multiple times in law school. Like how the fuck did you get here anyway? I'm sure they cheated their way through high school and undergrad, but I digress. Dumb and fat go together like peanut butter and jelly, it's crazy.

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Or they had a teacher that just handed out A's to anyone who showed up for class. When I was in grad school part of my teaching assistant position was assigned hours in the tutoring lab. God, I fucking hated that. People like this would show up the day before the exam and expect that somehow I'm going to be able to re-teach the entire month's worth of material that will be on the exam after they haven't lifted a finger to help themselves. Or they would show up an hour before their lab starts and expect that I'm going to do their pre-lab questions for them. I would always ask "what do you not understand" and "show me what you have tried so far." If they didn't have something to show me I would just point to the relevant section in the book and tell them to re-read it.